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Sarah Silverman Quotes

My growing up years, we watched ‘Happy Days,’ every night. I don’t know what was reruns and what was new Picture Quote #1

Sometimes loving each other isn’t enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can’t stay in a relationship because you’re afraid of the unknown Picture Quote #1

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That’s what I tell Asian people all the time Picture Quote #1

I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff Picture Quote #1

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough Picture Quote #1

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games Picture Quote #1

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I really think everything is fair game Picture Quote #1

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not Picture Quote #1

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive Picture Quote #1

I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse Picture Quote #1

I like my life alone Picture Quote #1

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert Picture Quote #1

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I do love the idea of ritual Picture Quote #1

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically Picture Quote #1

I had a lot of depression as a kid Picture Quote #1

I just think of myself as a comedian, really Picture Quote #1

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much Picture Quote #1

If I have kids, I'll adopt Picture Quote #1

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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me Picture Quote #1

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to Picture Quote #1

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews Picture Quote #1

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive Picture Quote #1

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body Picture Quote #1

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish Picture Quote #1

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I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them Picture Quote #1

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece Picture Quote #1

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now Picture Quote #1

I’m personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace Picture Quote #1

The female nudity in movies is always sexualized Picture Quote #1

We don’t live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy Picture Quote #1

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My growing up years, we watched ‘Happy Days,’ every night. I don’t know what was reruns and what was new. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Sometimes loving each other isn’t enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can’t stay in a relationship because you’re afraid of the unknown. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That’s what I tell Asian people all the time. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I really think everything is fair game (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not (Sarah Silverman Quotes) That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I like my life alone (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I do love the idea of ritual (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I had a lot of depression as a kid (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I just think of myself as a comedian, really (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If I have kids, I'll adopt (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me (Sarah Silverman Quotes) You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece (Sarah Silverman Quotes) And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The female nudity in movies is always sexualized (Sarah Silverman Quotes) We don’t live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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