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Sarah Silverman Quotes

We deserve quality lives with equality Picture Quote #1

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school Picture Quote #1

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion Picture Quote #1

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited Picture Quote #1

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts Picture Quote #1

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live Picture Quote #1

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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it Picture Quote #1

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing Picture Quote #1

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it Picture Quote #1

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it Picture Quote #1

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage Picture Quote #1

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty six what my boyfriend calls the real way Picture Quote #1

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I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive - it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager Picture Quote #1

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin Picture Quote #1

I've sued my manager for sexual harassment. and it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything Picture Quote #1

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS - make lemon - AIDS! Picture Quote #1

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am - I'm white! Picture Quote #1

On the law that requires women to wait twenty four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an abortion, but then I thought about it and it turned out I was just thirsty Picture Quote #1

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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that mommy is one of God's chosen people, and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! Picture Quote #1

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices Picture Quote #1

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine Picture Quote #1

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now Picture Quote #1

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies Picture Quote #1

I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself Picture Quote #1

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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show Picture Quote #1

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill Picture Quote #1

When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach Picture Quote #1

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me Picture Quote #1

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality Picture Quote #1

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't Picture Quote #1

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We deserve quality lives with equality (Sarah Silverman Quotes) And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts (Sarah Silverman Quotes) By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing (Sarah Silverman Quotes) It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty six what my boyfriend calls the real way (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive - it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I've sued my manager for sexual harassment. and it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything (Sarah Silverman Quotes) When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS - make lemon - AIDS! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am - I'm white! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) On the law that requires women to wait twenty four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an abortion, but then I thought about it and it turned out I was just thirsty (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that mommy is one of God's chosen people, and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill (Sarah Silverman Quotes) When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality (Sarah Silverman Quotes) We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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