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Sarah Silverman Quotes

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock Picture Quote #1

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home Picture Quote #1

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated Picture Quote #1

I will always try to be happy. I don't think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it's like to be in that very, very dark place. It's not romantic. Not even a little Picture Quote #1

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience Picture Quote #1

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure Picture Quote #1

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In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it Picture Quote #1

I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend Picture Quote #1

Everyone’s got their own velocity, and there’s no real time frame with comedy Picture Quote #1

You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you’re instructed to make people laugh and please them, you’re too resentful to do it Picture Quote #1

There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious Picture Quote #1

I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There’s no place to hide my balls Picture Quote #1

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When you’re a comic, it’s like being born gay. It’s what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties Picture Quote #1

It’s really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to Picture Quote #1

My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it’s something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it’s not Picture Quote #1

Anything television trivia I’m good at. But when you’re on your couch, you’re really good at it, but when you’re standing there, it’s probably scary Picture Quote #1

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it’s for other people to if someone is offended. It’s so subjective, and if you don’t find it funny, it’s definitely going to be offensive Picture Quote #1

I can’t cater to everyone’s needs and what they’re going to be offended by; that’s one freedom I have Picture Quote #1

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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I’m totally alone in my body. I’m totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I’m just completely alone Picture Quote #1

I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn’t seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can’t take it Picture Quote #1

I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I’m with people who are older than me, and I’ve always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that’s dominated by young people Picture Quote #1

Sometimes loving each other isn’t enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can’t stay in a relationship because you’re afraid of the unknown Picture Quote #1

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I’m not against marriage but it’s just not for me. I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger Picture Quote #1

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I’m all sentimental. I’ve probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I’ve experienced it, I’ve had it, so I know it’s real Picture Quote #1

All comics want to be musicians. There’s a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak Picture Quote #1

Some things are just for private. It’s like people thinking I’m cold or this or that. It’s unfortunate, but I don’t need strangers to know that I’m warm. I don’t need strangers to know the real me Picture Quote #1

I’ve always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate Picture Quote #1

I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel Picture Quote #1

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean Picture Quote #1

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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock (Sarah Silverman Quotes) That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I will always try to be happy. I don't think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it's like to be in that very, very dark place. It's not romantic. Not even a little (Sarah Silverman Quotes) People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure (Sarah Silverman Quotes) In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Everyone’s got their own velocity, and there’s no real time frame with comedy (Sarah Silverman Quotes) You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you’re instructed to make people laugh and please them, you’re too resentful to do it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There’s no place to hide my balls (Sarah Silverman Quotes) When you’re a comic, it’s like being born gay. It’s what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties (Sarah Silverman Quotes) It’s really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to (Sarah Silverman Quotes) My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it’s something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it’s not (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Anything television trivia I’m good at. But when you’re on your couch, you’re really good at it, but when you’re standing there, it’s probably scary (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it’s for other people to if someone is offended. It’s so subjective, and if you don’t find it funny, it’s definitely going to be offensive (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I can’t cater to everyone’s needs and what they’re going to be offended by; that’s one freedom I have (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I’m totally alone in my body. I’m totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I’m just completely alone (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn’t seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can’t take it (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I’m with people who are older than me, and I’ve always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that’s dominated by young people (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Sometimes loving each other isn’t enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can’t stay in a relationship because you’re afraid of the unknown (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I’m not against marriage but it’s just not for me. I’m a vegetarian, but I don’t have a problem if you want a hamburger (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m all sentimental. I’ve probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I’ve experienced it, I’ve had it, so I know it’s real (Sarah Silverman Quotes) All comics want to be musicians. There’s a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Some things are just for private. It’s like people thinking I’m cold or this or that. It’s unfortunate, but I don’t need strangers to know that I’m warm. I don’t need strangers to know the real me (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’ve always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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