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Sarcasm Quotes

My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm Picture Quote #1

The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life and purpose, should be the fruit of bitter indignation aroused by the degradation of human dignity, should be sarcasm, and not an epigram, convulsive laughter and not an amused grin, should be written with bile and not diluted salt, in a word, it should embrace life in its highest significance Picture Quote #1

Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one Picture Quote #1

The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces Picture Quote #1

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small Picture Quote #1

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My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain Picture Quote #1

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn’t work with kids. Kids don’t understand sarcasm, and they certainly don’t understand my humor Picture Quote #1

The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt Picture Quote #1

My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don’t read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly Picture Quote #1

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth Picture Quote #1

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny Picture Quote #1

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It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs Picture Quote #1

That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them Picture Quote #1

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young Picture Quote #1

And now I’m using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you Picture Quote #1

There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity Picture Quote #1

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Yet, I didn’t understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you Picture Quote #1

We don’t need no education. We don’t need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Hey teacher, leave those kids alone Picture Quote #1

Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow Picture Quote #1

I was aware of a lot of my friends being into things I wasn’t into. Like sarcasm. It had never been a part of my family - they still don’t use sarcasm Picture Quote #1

I tweet from bed. I love it because it’s so quick. And it’s funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don’t sense the sarcasm - there’s no sarcasm font Picture Quote #1

He knew that women appreciated neither irony nor sarcasm, but simple jokes and funny stories. He was amply provided with both Picture Quote #1

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I just want you that’s it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you Picture Quote #1

Sometimes Americans don’t quite get my sense of humor. My good ol’ British sarcasm seems to go over their heads Picture Quote #1

Growing up and living in England, I’m surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I just wish someone would take the time to look past my sarcasm, my loud mouth, my smiling face, my grades, and my remarks long enough to see a part of me that few have ever seen Picture Quote #1

I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm. They ruin everything Picture Quote #1

There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What’s up? Picture Quote #1

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My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm (Sarcasm Quotes) The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life and purpose, should be the fruit of bitter indignation aroused by the degradation of human dignity, should be sarcasm, and not an epigram, convulsive laughter and not an amused grin, should be written with bile and not diluted salt, in a word, it should embrace life in its highest significance (Sarcasm Quotes) Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one (Sarcasm Quotes) The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it (Sarcasm Quotes) Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by dint of brute force, occasionally raise bruises, but it never cuts or pierces (Sarcasm Quotes) Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small (Sarcasm Quotes) My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain (Sarcasm Quotes) I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn’t work with kids. Kids don’t understand sarcasm, and they certainly don’t understand my humor (Sarcasm Quotes) The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt (Sarcasm Quotes) My job is not to talk smack about anything. This is why I dislike strongly doing magazine articles: My personality does not translate to print. People don’t read it as sarcasm, and it just comes off badly (Sarcasm Quotes) What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth (Sarcasm Quotes) You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny (Sarcasm Quotes) It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs (Sarcasm Quotes) That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm (Sarcasm Quotes) Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them (Sarcasm Quotes) I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young (Sarcasm Quotes) And now I’m using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you (Sarcasm Quotes) There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity (Sarcasm Quotes) Yet, I didn’t understand that she was intentionally disguising her feelings with sarcasm; that was usually the last resort of people who are timid and chaste of heart, whose souls have been coarsely and impudently invaded; and who, until the last moment, refuse to yield out of pride and are afraid to express their own feelings to you (Sarcasm Quotes) We don’t need no education. We don’t need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Hey teacher, leave those kids alone (Sarcasm Quotes) Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a bow (Sarcasm Quotes) I was aware of a lot of my friends being into things I wasn’t into. Like sarcasm. It had never been a part of my family - they still don’t use sarcasm (Sarcasm Quotes) I tweet from bed. I love it because it’s so quick. And it’s funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don’t sense the sarcasm - there’s no sarcasm font (Sarcasm Quotes) He knew that women appreciated neither irony nor sarcasm, but simple jokes and funny stories. He was amply provided with both (Sarcasm Quotes) I just want you that’s it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you (Sarcasm Quotes) Sometimes Americans don’t quite get my sense of humor. My good ol’ British sarcasm seems to go over their heads (Sarcasm Quotes) Growing up and living in England, I’m surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful (Sarcasm Quotes) Sometimes I just wish someone would take the time to look past my sarcasm, my loud mouth, my smiling face, my grades, and my remarks long enough to see a part of me that few have ever seen (Sarcasm Quotes) I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm. They ruin everything (Sarcasm Quotes) There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What’s up? (Sarcasm Quotes)

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