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Sarcasm Quotes

Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours Picture Quote #1

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you are stupid Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm doesn’t appear to work on him. If that’s true, I’m in trouble: It’s my normal mode of communication Picture Quote #1

That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm Picture Quote #1

I tweet from bed. I love it because it’s so quick. And it’s funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don’t sense the sarcasm - there’s no sarcasm font Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes Americans don’t quite get my sense of humor. My good ol’ British sarcasm seems to go over their heads Picture Quote #1

Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava flows destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, Gee, this is swell, then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents Picture Quote #1

Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives Picture Quote #1

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm Picture Quote #1

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I’m just being petty and cruel Picture Quote #1

When my wife and I met, I couldn’t talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said ‘Hi’ - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, ‘I think I just met my wife.’ Picture Quote #1

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I avoided one-on-one situations, eye contact, and healthy relationships. Instead I took refuge in drinking too much, cheap sex, and sarcasm Picture Quote #1

I’ll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm Picture Quote #1

Growing up and living in England, I’m surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful Picture Quote #1

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny Picture Quote #1

I like a girl who’s smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm Picture Quote #1

I’d love to start some movements. What I’m tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything Picture Quote #1

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Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours (Sarcasm Quotes) Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours (Sarcasm Quotes) That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you are stupid (Sarcasm Quotes) Sarcasm doesn’t appear to work on him. If that’s true, I’m in trouble: It’s my normal mode of communication (Sarcasm Quotes) That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. (Sarcasm Quotes) I tweet from bed. I love it because it’s so quick. And it’s funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don’t sense the sarcasm - there’s no sarcasm font. (Sarcasm Quotes) Sometimes Americans don’t quite get my sense of humor. My good ol’ British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. (Sarcasm Quotes) Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava flows destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, Gee, this is swell, then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents. (Sarcasm Quotes) Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives. (Sarcasm Quotes) I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. (Sarcasm Quotes) A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I’m just being petty and cruel. (Sarcasm Quotes) When my wife and I met, I couldn’t talk to her - and my defense mechanism is sarcasm. I belittle someone with verbal pokes and prods. I did it to her out of complete awe. When friends introduced us, I said ‘Hi’ - and turned my back. Later, I called my mom and best friend and said, ‘I think I just met my wife.’ (Sarcasm Quotes) I avoided one-on-one situations, eye contact, and healthy relationships. Instead I took refuge in drinking too much, cheap sex, and sarcasm. (Sarcasm Quotes) I’ll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. (Sarcasm Quotes) Growing up and living in England, I’m surrounded by grey skies and sarcasm, so when I came to America, my first impressions were bright, hopeful, cheerful. (Sarcasm Quotes) You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny. (Sarcasm Quotes) I like a girl who’s smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm (Sarcasm Quotes) I’d love to start some movements. What I’m tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything. (Sarcasm Quotes)

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