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Sarcastic Quotes

Oh, you're dating my ex. I thought the five second rule was for food only Picture Quote #1

I enjoy talking to you, my mind needs a rest Picture Quote #1

Oh my God Peter! Back it up. Really Lois? I thought I might drive forward. I though that might be a fun thing to do Picture Quote #1

Here's a tissue for your issue Picture Quote #1

Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze Picture Quote #1

Oh, I'm sorry I forgot, I only exist When you need something Picture Quote #1

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Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable Picture Quote #1

Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

Funny thing. I just got back from the center of the universe... I didn't see you anywhere Picture Quote #1

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Picture Quote #1

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Picture Quote #1

I want to be taken seriously but I can't go 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

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I'm a few minutes late to class, please stare at me like I just killed somebody Picture Quote #1

Thanks for supporting every decision you've ever made for me Picture Quote #1

Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived Picture Quote #1

Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! Picture Quote #1

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm sign. Everybody needs one Picture Quote #1

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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically Picture Quote #1

I get uncomfortable when pretty people say I'm pretty because I feel like they're being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

Well excuuuuuuuuuse me Picture Quote #1

B-O-O H-O-O Picture Quote #1

Today’s mood: bitchy with a chance of sarcasm Picture Quote #1

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You’re so hilarious I’m dying of laughter Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level. Wow, Richard, you’ve really opened my eyes to what a loser I am Picture Quote #1

That’s so funny I forgot to laugh Picture Quote #1

Sorry I’m not sorry Picture Quote #1

So... do you like music? No, no, I’m the one person on Earth who doesn’t like music Picture Quote #1

Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer Picture Quote #1

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Oh, you're dating my ex. I thought the five second rule was for food only (Sarcastic Quotes) I enjoy talking to you, my mind needs a rest (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh my God Peter! Back it up. Really Lois? I thought I might drive forward. I though that might be a fun thing to do (Sarcastic Quotes) Here's a tissue for your issue (Sarcastic Quotes) Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh, I'm sorry I forgot, I only exist When you need something (Sarcastic Quotes) Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable (Sarcastic Quotes) Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) Funny thing. I just got back from the center of the universe... I didn't see you anywhere (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Sarcastic Quotes) Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me (Sarcastic Quotes) I want to be taken seriously but I can't go 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm a few minutes late to class, please stare at me like I just killed somebody (Sarcastic Quotes) Thanks for supporting every decision you've ever made for me (Sarcastic Quotes) Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived (Sarcastic Quotes) Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! (Sarcastic Quotes) I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed (Sarcastic Quotes) Sarcasm sign. Everybody needs one (Sarcastic Quotes) Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically (Sarcastic Quotes) I get uncomfortable when pretty people say I'm pretty because I feel like they're being sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) Well excuuuuuuuuuse me (Sarcastic Quotes) B-O-O H-O-O (Sarcastic Quotes) Today’s mood: bitchy with a chance of sarcasm (Sarcastic Quotes) You’re so hilarious I’m dying of laughter (Sarcastic Quotes) Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level. Wow, Richard, you’ve really opened my eyes to what a loser I am (Sarcastic Quotes) That’s so funny I forgot to laugh (Sarcastic Quotes) Sorry I’m not sorry (Sarcastic Quotes) So... do you like music? No, no, I’m the one person on Earth who doesn’t like music (Sarcastic Quotes) Sarcasm: just one of the many services I offer (Sarcastic Quotes)

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