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Sarcastic Quotes

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer Picture Quote #1

Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they’re being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I’m the one who gets exactly what I want while you’re still whining about it Picture Quote #1

The main reason I don’t have friends is, I don’t know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive Picture Quote #1

A real boyfriend can tell when his girl’s happy, mad, sad, being sarcastic, on her period and even lying, because that’s his girl Picture Quote #1

If I’m being sarcastic, please don’t take offense. It’s just my way of not punching you in the face Picture Quote #1

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Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can’t tell if you’re being honest Picture Quote #1

My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic Picture Quote #1

Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both sarcastic, even cynical, but deeply compassionate. Just seeing the cover of one of Wildes books in a bookshop makes me smile Picture Quote #1

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney’s sarcastic black maid. We could call it ‘Mammy and Me.’ Picture Quote #1

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction Picture Quote #1

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’ Picture Quote #1

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I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I’m being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I’m being sarcastic Picture Quote #1

I’m pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn’t come across on the Internet. It seems like I’m being rude or stupid Picture Quote #1

I’m really good at being sarcastic with guys. That’s the best way to hang out with them, because that’s what guys . They don’t want the quiet, prissy little things Picture Quote #1

I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, he grunted, It relaxes me. It does? Oh - you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably Picture Quote #1

When you’re being earnest, people think you’re being sarcastic and when you’re being sarcastic, they think you’re being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate Picture Quote #1

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I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it’s very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn’t: ‘Oh, you’re making fun of me right now.’ And I wasn’t! Picture Quote #1

I’ve loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn’t want to be her forever Picture Quote #1

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I’m being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you Picture Quote #1

We’re both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other Picture Quote #1

Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York Picture Quote #1

I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I’ve been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

That I walk around calling people ‘dummy’ and ‘hockey puck’. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I’m nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that Picture Quote #1

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn’t get it then. Nothing’s changed Picture Quote #1

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm Picture Quote #1

I’m sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I’m still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt Picture Quote #1

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You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer (Sarcastic Quotes) Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they’re being sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I’m the one who gets exactly what I want while you’re still whining about it (Sarcastic Quotes) The main reason I don’t have friends is, I don’t know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive (Sarcastic Quotes) A real boyfriend can tell when his girl’s happy, mad, sad, being sarcastic, on her period and even lying, because that’s his girl (Sarcastic Quotes) If I’m being sarcastic, please don’t take offense. It’s just my way of not punching you in the face (Sarcastic Quotes) Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can’t tell if you’re being honest (Sarcastic Quotes) My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both sarcastic, even cynical, but deeply compassionate. Just seeing the cover of one of Wildes books in a bookshop makes me smile (Sarcastic Quotes) My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney’s sarcastic black maid. We could call it ‘Mammy and Me.’ (Sarcastic Quotes) The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction (Sarcastic Quotes) Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’ (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I’m being sarcastic. (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I’m being sarcastic. (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn’t come across on the Internet. It seems like I’m being rude or stupid. (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m really good at being sarcastic with guys. That’s the best way to hang out with them, because that’s what guys . They don’t want the quiet, prissy little things. (Sarcastic Quotes) I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, he grunted, It relaxes me. It does? Oh - you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably. (Sarcastic Quotes) When you’re being earnest, people think you’re being sarcastic and when you’re being sarcastic, they think you’re being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate. (Sarcastic Quotes) I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it’s very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn’t: ‘Oh, you’re making fun of me right now.’ And I wasn’t! (Sarcastic Quotes) I’ve loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn’t want to be her forever (Sarcastic Quotes) I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I’m being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you. (Sarcastic Quotes) We’re both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other. (Sarcastic Quotes) Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York. (Sarcastic Quotes) I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I’ve been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York. (Sarcastic Quotes) I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. (Sarcastic Quotes) I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. (Sarcastic Quotes) That I walk around calling people ‘dummy’ and ‘hockey puck’. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I’m nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that. (Sarcastic Quotes) I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn’t get it then. Nothing’s changed. (Sarcastic Quotes) I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I’m still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt. (Sarcastic Quotes)

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