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Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I stayed almost seven years Picture Quote #1

We were making new ones the second year. We were in syndication the second year. So we were on Saturday nights, prime time, every morning, and then they put it on Sunday evenings too. So it was all over the place Picture Quote #1

Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week Picture Quote #1

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday night live, and I didn’t even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Picture Quote #1

I left ‘Saturday Night Live’ without a film to go to, and I’d filmed ‘Old School’ while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn’t come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water Picture Quote #1

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I started on ‘Saturday Night Live’ the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn’t get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest Picture Quote #1

When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from ‘Saturday Night Live.’ Picture Quote #1

I loved ‘Saturday Night Fever’ when I was a kid. I couldn’t believe people talked that way. It was just a whole new culture I didn’t understand. I snuck into it. It was an R-rated film. So it holds a special place Picture Quote #1

Few things are more beautiful to me than a bunch of thuggish, heavily tattooed line cooks moving around each other like ballerinas on a busy Saturday night. Seeing two guys who’d just as soon cut each other’s throats in their off hours moving in unison with grace and ease can be as uplifting as any chemical stimulant or organized religion Picture Quote #1

Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night Picture Quote #1

We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey Picture Quote #1

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I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings Picture Quote #1

I had a great time working on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ It was one of the important times in my life Picture Quote #1

Playing President Clinton (in Primary Colors) was risky and challenging. Some people thought Saturday Night Fever was risky, because no one had danced in movies for years Picture Quote #1

I can tell you there is no finer stadium to play in. The traditions that they place in that stadium like when they announce that it’s Saturday night in Death Valley, when the band plays, when that crowd stands and cheers for the Tigers, there is no place like it in America Picture Quote #1

American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o’clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there’re kids. Can’t make noise, either, wake the kids Picture Quote #1

I enjoy getting to work on ‘Saturday Night Live’, where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on’ Portlandia’ Picture Quote #1

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I love ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and I really feel like people who have left before me have always stayed with the show. They never really quite left, which is nice. Everyone kind of stays close Picture Quote #1

My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on Saturday Night Live where all my friends did Picture Quote #1

Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring Picture Quote #1

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career Picture Quote #1

Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting Picture Quote #1

I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle, but I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night Picture Quote #1

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I want to be known for the work I’ve done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights Picture Quote #1

Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory Picture Quote #1

I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, Saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn’t help when most of them are dead Picture Quote #1

And I watch ‘Saturday Night Live’ religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams Picture Quote #1

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book Picture Quote #1

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night Picture Quote #1

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Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I stayed almost seven years (Saturday Night Quotes) We were making new ones the second year. We were in syndication the second year. So we were on Saturday nights, prime time, every morning, and then they put it on Sunday evenings too. So it was all over the place (Saturday Night Quotes) Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week (Saturday Night Quotes) I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday night live, and I didn’t even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice (Saturday Night Quotes) I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ (Saturday Night Quotes) I left ‘Saturday Night Live’ without a film to go to, and I’d filmed ‘Old School’ while I was in my last season of the show, and that hadn’t come out yet. I was a free agent, in a way, but I knew it was time to leave the show and test the water (Saturday Night Quotes) I started on ‘Saturday Night Live’ the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in the studio and whenever he couldn’t get a guest - which was often back then since he was just starting out - he would just call me down to be a guest (Saturday Night Quotes) When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from ‘Saturday Night Live.’ (Saturday Night Quotes) I loved ‘Saturday Night Fever’ when I was a kid. I couldn’t believe people talked that way. It was just a whole new culture I didn’t understand. I snuck into it. It was an R-rated film. So it holds a special place (Saturday Night Quotes) Few things are more beautiful to me than a bunch of thuggish, heavily tattooed line cooks moving around each other like ballerinas on a busy Saturday night. Seeing two guys who’d just as soon cut each other’s throats in their off hours moving in unison with grace and ease can be as uplifting as any chemical stimulant or organized religion (Saturday Night Quotes) Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night (Saturday Night Quotes) We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey (Saturday Night Quotes) I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don’t have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings (Saturday Night Quotes) I had a great time working on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ It was one of the important times in my life (Saturday Night Quotes) Playing President Clinton (in Primary Colors) was risky and challenging. Some people thought Saturday Night Fever was risky, because no one had danced in movies for years (Saturday Night Quotes) I can tell you there is no finer stadium to play in. The traditions that they place in that stadium like when they announce that it’s Saturday night in Death Valley, when the band plays, when that crowd stands and cheers for the Tigers, there is no place like it in America (Saturday Night Quotes) American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o’clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there’re kids. Can’t make noise, either, wake the kids (Saturday Night Quotes) I enjoy getting to work on ‘Saturday Night Live’, where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like a different muscle to do someone like a bicycle guy on’ Portlandia’ (Saturday Night Quotes) I love ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and I really feel like people who have left before me have always stayed with the show. They never really quite left, which is nice. Everyone kind of stays close (Saturday Night Quotes) My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on Saturday Night Live where all my friends did. (Saturday Night Quotes) Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can get a little tiring. (Saturday Night Quotes) [ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career. (Saturday Night Quotes) Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (Saturday Night Quotes) I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle, but I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night (Saturday Night Quotes) I want to be known for the work I’ve done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights (Saturday Night Quotes) Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory (Saturday Night Quotes) I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, Saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn’t help when most of them are dead (Saturday Night Quotes) And I watch ‘Saturday Night Live’ religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of my favorite sports teams (Saturday Night Quotes) One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book (Saturday Night Quotes) Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night (Saturday Night Quotes)

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