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Scotch Quotes

I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch Picture Quote #1

Why don’t you come up and have a little... scotch and sofa? Picture Quote #1

It’s not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus Picture Quote #1

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world Picture Quote #1

All I’ve had today is like 6 gummy bears, and some scotch Picture Quote #1

Drive German, wear Italian, drink Scotch, kiss French Picture Quote #1

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Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle Picture Quote #1

Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa? Picture Quote #1

That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suitedsun like a scotch in hand Picture Quote #1

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis Picture Quote #1

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch Picture Quote #1

Give me a scotch, I’m starving Picture Quote #1

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It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding Picture Quote #1

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples Picture Quote #1

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda Picture Quote #1

I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch tape. I consider that the ultimate compliment Picture Quote #1

I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker Picture Quote #1

I’m part Spanish. My paternal grandfather came from Spain via Singapore to Manila. On my mother’s side it’s more mixture, with a Filipino mother and a father who was Scotch Irish-French; you know, white American hybrid. And I also have on my father’s side a great-great-grandmother who was Chinese. So, I’m a hybrid Picture Quote #1

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People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can’t beat that. Let’s look for one with scotch or masking Picture Quote #1

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch Picture Quote #1

I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch Picture Quote #1

If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it’s no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years I’m used to it. I don’t find it difficult not being drunk when other people are, but I get uncomfortable because they’re uncomfortable with where I am Picture Quote #1

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom Picture Quote #1

... though mathematics may teach a man how to build a bridge, it is what the Scotch Universities call the humanities, that teach him to be civil and sweet-tempered Picture Quote #1

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I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I’m very handy to have around. But all that actors really need is a bare stage. Lighting is just one of the luxuries of the theater Picture Quote #1

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he’s running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I’ve never trusted a Scotch-drinker Picture Quote #1

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It’s as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let’s take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder Picture Quote #1

I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life Picture Quote #1

Yeah, tell me I’m a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That’s the way to my heart Picture Quote #1

I've sometimes thought... That the difference between us and the English is that the Scotch are hard in all other respects but soft with women, and the English are hard with women but soft in all other respects Picture Quote #1

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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch (Scotch Quotes) Why don’t you come up and have a little... scotch and sofa? (Scotch Quotes) It’s not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus (Scotch Quotes) A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world (Scotch Quotes) All I’ve had today is like 6 gummy bears, and some scotch (Scotch Quotes) Drive German, wear Italian, drink Scotch, kiss French (Scotch Quotes) Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle (Scotch Quotes) Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa? (Scotch Quotes) That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suitedsun like a scotch in hand (Scotch Quotes) I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis (Scotch Quotes) Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch (Scotch Quotes) Give me a scotch, I’m starving (Scotch Quotes) It requires a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding (Scotch Quotes) Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples (Scotch Quotes) For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda (Scotch Quotes) I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch tape. I consider that the ultimate compliment. (Scotch Quotes) I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker (Scotch Quotes) I’m part Spanish. My paternal grandfather came from Spain via Singapore to Manila. On my mother’s side it’s more mixture, with a Filipino mother and a father who was Scotch Irish-French; you know, white American hybrid. And I also have on my father’s side a great-great-grandmother who was Chinese. So, I’m a hybrid. (Scotch Quotes) People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can’t beat that. Let’s look for one with scotch or masking. (Scotch Quotes) Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch (Scotch Quotes) I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch (Scotch Quotes) If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it’s no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years I’m used to it. I don’t find it difficult not being drunk when other people are, but I get uncomfortable because they’re uncomfortable with where I am (Scotch Quotes) Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom (Scotch Quotes) ... though mathematics may teach a man how to build a bridge, it is what the Scotch Universities call the humanities, that teach him to be civil and sweet-tempered (Scotch Quotes) I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I’m very handy to have around. But all that actors really need is a bare stage. Lighting is just one of the luxuries of the theater (Scotch Quotes) Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he’s running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I’ve never trusted a Scotch-drinker (Scotch Quotes) The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It’s as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let’s take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder (Scotch Quotes) I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life (Scotch Quotes) Yeah, tell me I’m a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That’s the way to my heart (Scotch Quotes) I've sometimes thought... That the difference between us and the English is that the Scotch are hard in all other respects but soft with women, and the English are hard with women but soft in all other respects (Scotch Quotes)

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