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Scott Adams Quotes

Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid Picture Quote #1

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! Picture Quote #1

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given Picture Quote #1

Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo Picture Quote #1

I love magazines. It’s such McNugget kind of information Picture Quote #1

I try to avoid giving advice Picture Quote #1

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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out Picture Quote #1

I can’t memorize names and shake hands at the same time Picture Quote #1

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good Picture Quote #1

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest Picture Quote #1

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot Picture Quote #1

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free Picture Quote #1

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We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational Picture Quote #1

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure Picture Quote #1

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day Picture Quote #1

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it Picture Quote #1

There’s a fine line between marketing and grand theft Picture Quote #1

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels Picture Quote #1

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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right Picture Quote #1

I used to be stupid but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees Picture Quote #1

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser Picture Quote #1

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep Picture Quote #1

Technology: No Place for Wimps! Picture Quote #1

There's a fine line between participation and mockery Picture Quote #1

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We use only the finest days of the week in this dish Picture Quote #1

When did ignorance become a point of view? Picture Quote #1

You can change only what people know, not what they do Picture Quote #1

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane Picture Quote #1

Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time Picture Quote #1

My investments have been hurt Picture Quote #1

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Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid (Scott Adams Quotes) I love you like a fat kid loves cake! (Scott Adams Quotes) Remember, freedom is always taken, never given (Scott Adams Quotes) Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo (Scott Adams Quotes) I love magazines. It’s such McNugget kind of information (Scott Adams Quotes) I try to avoid giving advice (Scott Adams Quotes) The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out (Scott Adams Quotes) I can’t memorize names and shake hands at the same time (Scott Adams Quotes) A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good (Scott Adams Quotes) He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest (Scott Adams Quotes) No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot (Scott Adams Quotes) Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. (Scott Adams Quotes) We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational (Scott Adams Quotes) Most success springs from an obstacle or failure (Scott Adams Quotes) He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day (Scott Adams Quotes) If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it (Scott Adams Quotes) There’s a fine line between marketing and grand theft (Scott Adams Quotes) A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels (Scott Adams Quotes) My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right (Scott Adams Quotes) I used to be stupid but I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees (Scott Adams Quotes) My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser (Scott Adams Quotes) Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep (Scott Adams Quotes) Technology: No Place for Wimps! (Scott Adams Quotes) There's a fine line between participation and mockery (Scott Adams Quotes) We use only the finest days of the week in this dish (Scott Adams Quotes) When did ignorance become a point of view? (Scott Adams Quotes) You can change only what people know, not what they do (Scott Adams Quotes) Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane (Scott Adams Quotes) Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time (Scott Adams Quotes) My investments have been hurt (Scott Adams Quotes)

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