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Scott Adams Quotes
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake! (Scott Adams Quotes)
Remember, freedom is always taken, never given (Scott Adams Quotes)
Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo (Scott Adams Quotes)
I love magazines. It’s such McNugget kind of information (Scott Adams Quotes)
I try to avoid giving advice (Scott Adams Quotes)
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out (Scott Adams Quotes)
I can’t memorize names and shake hands at the same time (Scott Adams Quotes)
A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good (Scott Adams Quotes)
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest (Scott Adams Quotes)
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot (Scott Adams Quotes)
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. (Scott Adams Quotes)
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels (Scott Adams Quotes)
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational (Scott Adams Quotes)
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure (Scott Adams Quotes)
He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father’s Day (Scott Adams Quotes)
If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it (Scott Adams Quotes)
There’s a fine line between marketing and grand theft (Scott Adams Quotes)
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right (Scott Adams Quotes)
Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid (Scott Adams Quotes)
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep (Scott Adams Quotes)
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge (Scott Adams Quotes)
The best things in life are silly (Scott Adams Quotes)
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company (Scott Adams Quotes)
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure (Scott Adams Quotes)
I get mail; therefore I am (Scott Adams Quotes)
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination (Scott Adams Quotes)
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard (Scott Adams Quotes)
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams (Scott Adams Quotes)
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead (Scott Adams Quotes)
The only risk of failure is promotion (Scott Adams Quotes)