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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot (Scott Adams Quotes)
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings (Scott Adams Quotes)
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public (Scott Adams Quotes)
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again (Scott Adams Quotes)
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent (Scott Adams Quotes)
Wrong is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses (Scott Adams Quotes)
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy (Scott Adams Quotes)
Frankly, I'm suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue (Scott Adams Quotes)
You haven't achieved equality until you're a legitimate target for humor (Scott Adams Quotes)
Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching (Scott Adams Quotes)
On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary (Scott Adams Quotes)
Always postpone meetings with time-wasting morons (Scott Adams Quotes)
People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred (Scott Adams Quotes)
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser (Scott Adams Quotes)
If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried (Scott Adams Quotes)
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you (Scott Adams Quotes)
We use only the finest days of the week in this dish (Scott Adams Quotes)
Technology: No Place for Wimps! (Scott Adams Quotes)
There's a fine line between participation and mockery (Scott Adams Quotes)
When did ignorance become a point of view? (Scott Adams Quotes)
You can change only what people know, not what they do (Scott Adams Quotes)
Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane (Scott Adams Quotes)
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time (Scott Adams Quotes)
My investments have been hurt (Scott Adams Quotes)
The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it (Scott Adams Quotes)
Why aren’t you signed up for the 401K? I’d never be able to run that far (Scott Adams Quotes)
If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ? (Scott Adams Quotes)
I’m not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I’m terribly uncomfortable (Scott Adams Quotes)
The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains (Scott Adams Quotes)
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing (Scott Adams Quotes)