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Scott Adams Quotes

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it Picture Quote #1

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I’d be a 400 pound guy Picture Quote #1

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero Picture Quote #1

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it Picture Quote #1

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve Picture Quote #1

The job isn’t done until you’ve blamed someone for the parts that went wrong Picture Quote #1

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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster Picture Quote #1

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color Picture Quote #1

The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol Picture Quote #1

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you Picture Quote #1

If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played Picture Quote #1

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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day Picture Quote #1

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want Picture Quote #1

Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn’t have the capacity for discerning true facts. That’s why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It’s the best we can do Picture Quote #1

Normal people... believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet Picture Quote #1

There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours Picture Quote #1

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable Picture Quote #1

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For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays Picture Quote #1

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff Picture Quote #1

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can’t use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants Picture Quote #1

I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer’s cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw Picture Quote #1

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there’s something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer Picture Quote #1

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don’t let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it’s not like I’m just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation Picture Quote #1

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The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations Picture Quote #1

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won’t have much of a social life if you can’t afford to do anything. And you can’t make money if your health is a mess Picture Quote #1

One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It’s a wonderful feeling. That’s why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn’t easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can’t always duck Picture Quote #1

I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task Picture Quote #1

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The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it (Scott Adams Quotes) If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I’d be a 400 pound guy (Scott Adams Quotes) I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero (Scott Adams Quotes) If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it (Scott Adams Quotes) Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve (Scott Adams Quotes) The job isn’t done until you’ve blamed someone for the parts that went wrong (Scott Adams Quotes) Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster (Scott Adams Quotes) There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color (Scott Adams Quotes) The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol (Scott Adams Quotes) Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you (Scott Adams Quotes) If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts (Scott Adams Quotes) If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played (Scott Adams Quotes) The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day (Scott Adams Quotes) The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want (Scott Adams Quotes) Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn’t have the capacity for discerning true facts. That’s why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It’s the best we can do (Scott Adams Quotes) Normal people... believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet (Scott Adams Quotes) There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours (Scott Adams Quotes) When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable (Scott Adams Quotes) For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays (Scott Adams Quotes) I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff (Scott Adams Quotes) In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can’t use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants (Scott Adams Quotes) I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer’s cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw (Scott Adams Quotes) One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there’s something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer (Scott Adams Quotes) There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don’t let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it’s not like I’m just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation (Scott Adams Quotes) The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations (Scott Adams Quotes) I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won’t have much of a social life if you can’t afford to do anything. And you can’t make money if your health is a mess (Scott Adams Quotes) One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It’s a wonderful feeling. That’s why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn’t easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can’t always duck (Scott Adams Quotes) I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task (Scott Adams Quotes)

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