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Scott Dikkers Quotes

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn’t exist, guess what? Neither do true friends Picture Quote #1
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God Picture Quote #1
Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I’ll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it Picture Quote #1
Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage Picture Quote #1
You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them Picture Quote #1
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious Picture Quote #1
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If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it’s safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you Picture Quote #1
I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that’s great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook Picture Quote #1
That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn’t think anything of it Picture Quote #1
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A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn’t exist, guess what? Neither do true friends  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I’ll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) You have sexual tendencies that are not normal, and you should be ashamed of them  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it’s safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) I respect your right to hold your religious beliefs, and if they help you, I think that’s great. I would, however, like to inform you that you are a raving kook  (Scott Dikkers Quotes) That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn’t think anything of it  (Scott Dikkers Quotes)