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My brain is so anxiety prone, like a pinball machine. If I don't get up in the morning and focus my thinking, my breathing, and my being for about 12 minutes, I'm just a screwball all day long (Screwball Quotes)
People think of the inventor as a screwball, but no one ever asks the inventor what he thinks of other people (Screwball Quotes)
If the affairs of the world were put in the hands of the screwball artists, it couldn’t be in a worse state than it is now! (Screwball Quotes)
I have five pitches. Fast ball, change, curve, slider, screwball. I don’t know any hitters. Catcher, he tells me what to do. I can get any pitch I want over the plate (Screwball Quotes)
We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else’s (Screwball Quotes)
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire’s eye or on the ball (Screwball Quotes)
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire’s eye or on the ball. (Screwball Quotes)
My brain is so anxiety-prone, like a pinball machine. If I don’t get up in the morning and focus my thinking, my breathing, and my being for about 12 minutes, I’m just a screwball all day long. (Screwball Quotes)
The best thing about serial drama - especially about screwball comedy - is blocked love (Screwball Quotes)