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Seth MacFarlane Quotes

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day Picture Quote #1

I’m an atheist, not to be a dick, but just cause it seems like the most likely scenario Picture Quote #1

The good thing about Broadway is that you don’t have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done Picture Quote #1

The only problem is time Picture Quote #1

You gotta keep the funny intact Picture Quote #1

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability Picture Quote #1

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There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith Picture Quote #1

Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves Picture Quote #1

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it Picture Quote #1

I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis Picture Quote #1

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify Picture Quote #1

I don’t smoke much pot anymore Picture Quote #1

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Every woman’s innate ability to let anything go Picture Quote #1

You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics Picture Quote #1

You would not want me on your football team Picture Quote #1

There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing Picture Quote #1

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device Picture Quote #1

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing Picture Quote #1

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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places Picture Quote #1

Religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn’t. Morality exists in animals, ya know Picture Quote #1

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs Picture Quote #1

Even if you know a character really well, there’s no formula for what jokes will work and what won’t Picture Quote #1

If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical Picture Quote #1

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget Picture Quote #1

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I think at times I read too much of my own press. I wish I was better at taking in how great my life is, but that’s surprisingly elusive. I tend to be very hard on myself and insecure about failing no matter what happens Picture Quote #1

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It’s too bad because it’s so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science Picture Quote #1

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss Picture Quote #1

Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn’t anything new to college Picture Quote #1

I’m the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero’s shirt Picture Quote #1

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes Picture Quote #1

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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) I’m an atheist, not to be a dick, but just cause it seems like the most likely scenario (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) The good thing about Broadway is that you don’t have to worry about an airdate. It gets done when it gets done (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) The only problem is time (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) You gotta keep the funny intact (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) I don’t smoke much pot anymore (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Every woman’s innate ability to let anything go (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) You would not want me on your football team (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn’t. Morality exists in animals, ya know (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Even if you know a character really well, there’s no formula for what jokes will work and what won’t (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) I think at times I read too much of my own press. I wish I was better at taking in how great my life is, but that’s surprisingly elusive. I tend to be very hard on myself and insecure about failing no matter what happens (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It’s too bad because it’s so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn’t anything new to college (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) I’m the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero’s shirt (Seth MacFarlane Quotes) What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes (Seth MacFarlane Quotes)

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