Sex Quotes
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Couples who have more sex tend to argue less (Sex Quotes)
Don’t spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe (Sex Quotes)
Don’t have phone sex. You might get hearing aids (Sex Quotes)
I highly recommend tantric sex workshops (Sex Quotes)
Happy birthday to someone old enough to choose sleep over sex (Sex Quotes)
I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life (Sex Quotes)
I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move (Sex Quotes)
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it (Sex Quotes)
Glamour is beyond beauty and beyond age. It’s like sex appeal. (Sex Quotes)
These days... it’s all vanilla sex for me. (Sex Quotes)
I like to watch retarded people have sex, am I alone? (Sex Quotes)
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders (Sex Quotes)
Sex, action, special effects, and violence sell (Sex Quotes)
Sex is an art; those who know better are the better artists (Sex Quotes)
I am not bald - my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine (Sex Quotes)
About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead. (Sex Quotes)
My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up. (Sex Quotes)
Sex is funny and love is serious (Sex Quotes)
Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right. (Sex Quotes)
I think good conversation is really the best form of sex (Sex Quotes)
A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman’s voice. (Sex Quotes)
I will admit the best sex I’ve ever had has been with my wife (Sex Quotes)
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it (Sex Quotes)
Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions (Sex Quotes)
Every male secretly wants sex with Brad Pitt (Sex Quotes)
I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new. (Sex Quotes)
Like a lot of women, I’m bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye! (Sex Quotes)
Sex game kinky, niggas call me Pinky (Sex Quotes)
God wants us to have love. We must be careful not to settle for sex. (Sex Quotes)
Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children. (Sex Quotes)