Sex Quotes
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My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat (Sex Quotes)
I did not have sexual relations with that woman (Sex Quotes)
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you (Sex Quotes)
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs (Sex Quotes)
Today, I don’t feel like doing anything. Except you, I’d do you (Sex Quotes)
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty (Sex Quotes)
You’re in my inappropriate thoughts (Sex Quotes)
I just want you to be happy. And naked (Sex Quotes)
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it (Sex Quotes)
We haven't dated long enough for breakup sex (Sex Quotes)
The haughty woman who can stand alone, and requires no leaning - place in our hearts, loses the spell of her sex (Sex Quotes)
There's no religion but sex and music (Sex Quotes)
All these drugs but I only wanna do you (Sex Quotes)
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind (Sex Quotes)
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects (Sex Quotes)
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it (Sex Quotes)
The saints, many of them women, warred with themselves as well as God. The body has its own animal urges, just as there are attractions and repulsions in sex that modern liberalism cannot face (Sex Quotes)
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good (Sex Quotes)
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married (Sex Quotes)
You bring the friendship, I’ll bring the benefits (Sex Quotes)
I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex (Sex Quotes)
Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night (Sex Quotes)
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble (Sex Quotes)
Erectile dysfunction turns me on (Sex Quotes)
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward (Sex Quotes)
Ninety eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence (Sex Quotes)
I promise not to yell Al Gore's name during sex with you this Earth Day (Sex Quotes)
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good (Sex Quotes)
To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex (Sex Quotes)
I think people often try to find through sex things that are much easier to find in other ways (Sex Quotes)