Sex Quotes
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If I was on Game of Thrones, I think the nudity and sex questions would probably get irritating, but this is a show about sex (Sex Quotes)
The cookie is the critical part. It’s a word I created for sex and you’ve got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else (Sex Quotes)
I believe that there are moments in sex that are so awesome that they actually reflect God (Sex Quotes)
I knew I didn’t want to put anything down in writing about the first time that I had sex. I knew that I didn’t want to do that (Sex Quotes)
Nothing, nothing, nothing is better than sex, it is what God created us to do (Sex Quotes)
Happy birthday to a sibling who probably represents the last time our parents had sex (Sex Quotes)
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it’s really good, and when it’s bad. It’s still pretty good (Sex Quotes)
May your inevitable international sex scandal not also reveal what a cheapskate you are (Sex Quotes)
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome (Sex Quotes)
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now (Sex Quotes)
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals (Sex Quotes)
Let your baby’s birthday serve as a monument to the days when you and your spouse used to have sex (Sex Quotes)
Less love, more sex, no calls, just texts, new girl, no ex, more sleep, no stress (Sex Quotes)
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service (Sex Quotes)
We might as well ruin our friendship by having sex because our friendship isn’t that great (Sex Quotes)
Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can’t even get into my own pants (Sex Quotes)
Having sex with someone I love is the only thing too pervy for me to get into (Sex Quotes)
You may feel old but you’re still the youngest person I had sex with this year (Sex Quotes)
Sex ain’t better than love. Sex is better if it’s with the one you love (Sex Quotes)
When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave (Sex Quotes)
The coldest of winter nights could never prevent me from meeting you out for drinks and potential sex (Sex Quotes)
The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation (Sex Quotes)
We should have sex if we’re ever somehow both in bed and awake at the same time (Sex Quotes)
I think if we had sex there would be very minimal awkwardness afterwards (Sex Quotes)
It’s refreshing to see a politician publicly humiliate his family for reasons unrelated to his own sex life (Sex Quotes)
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! (Sex Quotes)
Pushing fear and sex buttons is a poor substitute for aesthetic elation, transcendental euphoria and quintessential stimulation (Sex Quotes)
Even if it was in haste, I’m glad your parents had unprotected sex around nine months prior to your birth date (Sex Quotes)
Autumn brings the promise of wearing enough clothing to not repulse the opposite sex (Sex Quotes)
Sorry that guy who didn’t want to have sex with you didn’t turn out to be gay (Sex Quotes)