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Shaquille Oneal Quotes

I’m like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in Picture Quote #1

For once in my career, I won’t have to hold anybody’s hand and they won’t have to hold mine. I’m surrounded by veterans. We had a great battle last Thursday at HealthPoint. It was something I never had before - three, four, really great players all in one pickup game Picture Quote #1

Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again Picture Quote #1

If you go around the league, anybody with the last name ‘vich’ is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those ‘iches Picture Quote #1

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night Picture Quote #1

It’s my job to make him look good. He’s a very good looking man, so it’s my job to keep him looking good Picture Quote #1

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I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I’m the brigadier general, baby Picture Quote #1

A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant Picture Quote #1

It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I’m just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me Picture Quote #1

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions Picture Quote #1

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this Picture Quote #1

I’ve been an athlete that’s sort of in advance; always thinking. After basketball I’d love to have my own radio show, my own TV show Picture Quote #1

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Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality Picture Quote #1

The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn’t want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect Picture Quote #1

The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at Picture Quote #1

Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I’m going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end Picture Quote #1

I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go Picture Quote #1

They are that same group, but I’ve got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I’ve got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference Picture Quote #1

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It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games Picture Quote #1

I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he’ll be fine Picture Quote #1

Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won’t make with D-Wade. We can’t let them break us up and we can’t break each other up Picture Quote #1

We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach Picture Quote #1

Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion Picture Quote #1

Now, if you’re an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: ‘Half-man, half-amazing.’ Picture Quote #1

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That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I’m serious Picture Quote #1

I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, ‘I’m going on vacation. If I tell you where I’m going, then it won’t be a vacation.’ Picture Quote #1

How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was in the Cub Scouts, he was a Cub Scout. When he was with Vancouver, nobody heard about him. Now that he’s with Sacramento... he’s on the team. I ain’t going Picture Quote #1

One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, ‘This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.’ I’m like, ‘Nice to meet you.’ I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times Picture Quote #1

If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen Picture Quote #1

It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don’t ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that Picture Quote #1

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I’m like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) For once in my career, I won’t have to hold anybody’s hand and they won’t have to hold mine. I’m surrounded by veterans. We had a great battle last Thursday at HealthPoint. It was something I never had before - three, four, really great players all in one pickup game (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) If you go around the league, anybody with the last name ‘vich’ is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those ‘iches (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) It’s my job to make him look good. He’s a very good looking man, so it’s my job to keep him looking good (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I’m the brigadier general, baby (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) A pinch is a pinch. If you pinch my right nipple, I’m going to say, ‘ouch.’ If I pinch your right nipple, you’re going to say ‘ouch.’ A foul is a foul and a flagrant is a flagrant (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) It gets bigger every time you go over. In China, there was Yao Ming stuff everywhere. I’m just fortunate to have a good-looking face to where they recognize me (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) I’ve been an athlete that’s sort of in advance; always thinking. After basketball I’d love to have my own radio show, my own TV show (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn’t want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I’m going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) I just want everyone to know I’m suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn’t let go (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) They are that same group, but I’ve got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I’ve got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to get the win. I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game... I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) I think he got an incidental elbow in the face, messed up his pretty red lips a little bit. But other than that he’ll be fine (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) Now, the mistakes that I made with my other two sons, Penny and Kobe, I won’t make with D-Wade. We can’t let them break us up and we can’t break each other up (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) We want you all to be in shape and look as good as me. Because I will be walking naked on the beach (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) Now, if you’re an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: ‘Half-man, half-amazing.’ (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I’m serious (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, ‘I’m going on vacation. If I tell you where I’m going, then it won’t be a vacation.’ (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was in the Cub Scouts, he was a Cub Scout. When he was with Vancouver, nobody heard about him. Now that he’s with Sacramento... he’s on the team. I ain’t going (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) One time, I put up 40, 50 points dunking on Shawn Bradley. After the game, he brought his family over. He was like, ‘This is my wife. She wants to take a picture.’ I’m like, ‘Nice to meet you.’ I smile into the camera, take the picture, and then feel guilty about dunking on him so many times (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) If he were on fire, he couldn’t act as if he were burning. He can’t out-act me on the big screen (Shaquille Oneal Quotes) It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don’t ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that (Shaquille Oneal Quotes)

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