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I need to shave  (Shave Quotes) Nope, don't need a shave yet, my leg hair is barely noticable  (Shave Quotes) I shave my head and shape my beard myself  (Shave Quotes) Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla  (Shave Quotes) If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave our legs, they would demand kinkier sex  (Shave Quotes) People shave their heads all the time  (Shave Quotes) I don’t wear ties to work. And I don’t shave  (Shave Quotes) How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?  (Shave Quotes) You can’t grow a beard if you shave  (Shave Quotes) He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser  (Shave Quotes) I didn’t even know how to shave at 15  (Shave Quotes) It’s amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do  (Shave Quotes) It takes practice to shave the skin off the light  (Shave Quotes) I don’t shave when I’m not working  (Shave Quotes) I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap  (Shave Quotes) Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator  (Shave Quotes) If I shave, I don’t have a chin anymore  (Shave Quotes) I shave without using shaving cream  (Shave Quotes) A good lather is half the shave  (Shave Quotes) It’s not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn’t shave my legs  (Shave Quotes) I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits  (Shave Quotes) You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn’t bother me  (Shave Quotes) Getting older means you don’t have to shave your legs anymore  (Shave Quotes) Stand-up is not something that you’re good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn’t have to get over stage fright  (Shave Quotes) Babies haven’t any hair; Old men’s heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.  (Shave Quotes) I shave every day with an ancient manual razor. It was my father’s, and I love it  (Shave Quotes) It’s a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It’s amazing what it does. It really shaves off the years.  (Shave Quotes) As we shave it happens that we cut ourself with the razor blade; this does not mean that we must not shave in the morning any longer. It is the same thing for yoga  (Shave Quotes) Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’  (Shave Quotes) The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.  (Shave Quotes)
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