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Shaving Quotes

Girls in a relationship. Single girls Picture Quote #1

Matching underwear and you shaved your legs? You’re having sex tonight Picture Quote #1

Why are you putting foam there? Picture Quote #1

Hey, shaving? No, rabies Picture Quote #1

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla Picture Quote #1

I ask myself this all the time in the shower. Who am I shaving my legs for? Picture Quote #1

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Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? Picture Quote #1

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs Picture Quote #1

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women’s clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect Picture Quote #1

Its amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly Picture Quote #1

I stay in shape by doing yoga two or three times a week. And by “doing yoga”, I really mean shaving my legs Picture Quote #1

If it’s a pain in the ass, you’re shaving the wrong place Picture Quote #1

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I shave without using shaving cream Picture Quote #1

Mon cher ami, let’s not give them any pretext, no matter how small, for judging us!!! Otherwise, we’ll be left in shreds. We are forced to take the same precautions as the animal trainer. If, before going into the cage, he has the misfortune to cut himself while shaving, what a feast for the wild animals!! Picture Quote #1

Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need for makeup, hair stylists, shaving legs, and high heels that made the arch feel like it had a steel rod slammed up it. They were picky, arrogant, argumentative, and so damned certain of themselves <...> Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school Picture Quote #1

If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream Picture Quote #1

I keep two sentimental mementos on my desk to remind me of two favorite men. There is an inkwell that my Uncle Seymour made, a brass grotesque he mounted on a marble base. And my grandfather’s shaving cup is there, used to store pencils and pens Picture Quote #1

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I’ve had a beard a fair few times and, like most guys, when I shave the beard off I experiment with a few different facial hair styles on the way down to clean shaven. But I’ve never actually had a moustache for any longer than about 10-15 minutes - during the process of shaving off the beard Picture Quote #1

It’s an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it’s so easy to use Picture Quote #1

The punishment of shaving a woman’s head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths Picture Quote #1

Grooming-wise, it is now a constant battle as I progressively turn into my father. I have to keep on top of ear and nose hair - things you never believe will happen to you. Suddenly I have a shaving brush in my ear and I don’t know where it’s come from, and the more hair I take the out, the more it surges back Picture Quote #1

He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn’t afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them Picture Quote #1

The practice of shaving makes its first appearance in the Bible in connection with the story of Joseph, who as a young man was sold by his brothers into slavery in Egypt, where he was subsequently imprisoned on false charges Picture Quote #1

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They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years old because light started to pick it up Picture Quote #1

David and his followers taught no new doctrines, in their dispersion or when they came to power, that can be brought to countenance thee at all in shaving off thy beard Picture Quote #1

I’m obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you’ve had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too Picture Quote #1

Whenever I go to shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, I’m gonna go shave, too Picture Quote #1

Shaving your head is acceptable. It’s when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong Picture Quote #1

Getting ideas is like shaving; if you don’t do it every day, you’re a bum Picture Quote #1

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Girls in a relationship. Single girls (Shaving Quotes) Matching underwear and you shaved your legs? You’re having sex tonight (Shaving Quotes) Why are you putting foam there? (Shaving Quotes) Hey, shaving? No, rabies (Shaving Quotes) Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla (Shaving Quotes) I ask myself this all the time in the shower. Who am I shaving my legs for? (Shaving Quotes) Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? (Shaving Quotes) Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs (Shaving Quotes) Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women’s clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect (Shaving Quotes) Its amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly (Shaving Quotes) I stay in shape by doing yoga two or three times a week. And by “doing yoga”, I really mean shaving my legs (Shaving Quotes) If it’s a pain in the ass, you’re shaving the wrong place (Shaving Quotes) I shave without using shaving cream (Shaving Quotes) Mon cher ami, let’s not give them any pretext, no matter how small, for judging us!!! Otherwise, we’ll be left in shreds. We are forced to take the same precautions as the animal trainer. If, before going into the cage, he has the misfortune to cut himself while shaving, what a feast for the wild animals!! (Shaving Quotes) Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need for makeup, hair stylists, shaving legs, and high heels that made the arch feel like it had a steel rod slammed up it. They were picky, arrogant, argumentative, and so damned certain of themselves <...>. (Shaving Quotes) I couldn’t wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school. (Shaving Quotes) If you don’t mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. (Shaving Quotes) I keep two sentimental mementos on my desk to remind me of two favorite men. There is an inkwell that my Uncle Seymour made, a brass grotesque he mounted on a marble base. And my grandfather’s shaving cup is there, used to store pencils and pens. (Shaving Quotes) I’ve had a beard a fair few times and, like most guys, when I shave the beard off I experiment with a few different facial hair styles on the way down to clean shaven. But I’ve never actually had a moustache for any longer than about 10-15 minutes - during the process of shaving off the beard. (Shaving Quotes) It’s an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it’s so easy to use. (Shaving Quotes) The punishment of shaving a woman’s head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths. (Shaving Quotes) Grooming-wise, it is now a constant battle as I progressively turn into my father. I have to keep on top of ear and nose hair - things you never believe will happen to you. Suddenly I have a shaving brush in my ear and I don’t know where it’s come from, and the more hair I take the out, the more it surges back. (Shaving Quotes) He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn’t afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them (Shaving Quotes) The practice of shaving makes its first appearance in the Bible in connection with the story of Joseph, who as a young man was sold by his brothers into slavery in Egypt, where he was subsequently imprisoned on false charges. (Shaving Quotes) They had to start shaving my chin when I was 12 years old because light started to pick it up (Shaving Quotes) David and his followers taught no new doctrines, in their dispersion or when they came to power, that can be brought to countenance thee at all in shaving off thy beard (Shaving Quotes) I’m obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you’ve had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too. (Shaving Quotes) Whenever I go to shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, I’m gonna go shave, too (Shaving Quotes) Shaving your head is acceptable. It’s when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong. (Shaving Quotes) Getting ideas is like shaving; if you don’t do it every day, you’re a bum (Shaving Quotes)

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