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Shelley Berman Quotes

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly’s Picture Quote #1

I developed several comedy phone calls Picture Quote #1

Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge Picture Quote #1

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly’s Picture Quote #1

I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California Picture Quote #1

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic Picture Quote #1

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We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture Picture Quote #1

The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms Picture Quote #1

I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop Picture Quote #1

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so Picture Quote #1

Outside came in 60. The Edge in 61. all three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside Picture Quote #1

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian’s performance before an audience Picture Quote #1

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The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us Picture Quote #1

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form Picture Quote #1

My whole act is confession Picture Quote #1

Incidentally, I’m still looking for acting work, my first love Picture Quote #1

I will always love to perform standup comedy Picture Quote #1

I was an actor before becoming a comedian Picture Quote #1

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I quit smoking well over twenty years ago Picture Quote #1

I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them Picture Quote #1

As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian Picture Quote #1

As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy Picture Quote #1

So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I’m going to blow up Picture Quote #1

While you’re improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we’re having fun Picture Quote #1

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My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly’s. (Shelley Berman Quotes) I developed several comedy phone calls (Shelley Berman Quotes) Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge (Shelley Berman Quotes) My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly’s (Shelley Berman Quotes) I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California (Shelley Berman Quotes) I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic (Shelley Berman Quotes) We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture. (Shelley Berman Quotes) The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms (Shelley Berman Quotes) I heard the other day of a man who paid a psychologist $50 to cure him of an inferiority complex - and later was fined $25 and costs for talking back to a traffic cop (Shelley Berman Quotes) The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so (Shelley Berman Quotes) Outside came in 60. The Edge in 61. all three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside (Shelley Berman Quotes) Inside was the second LP album of a comedian’s performance before an audience (Shelley Berman Quotes) The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us (Shelley Berman Quotes) Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form (Shelley Berman Quotes) My whole act is confession (Shelley Berman Quotes) Incidentally, I’m still looking for acting work, my first love (Shelley Berman Quotes) I will always love to perform standup comedy (Shelley Berman Quotes) I was an actor before becoming a comedian (Shelley Berman Quotes) I quit smoking well over twenty years ago (Shelley Berman Quotes) I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them (Shelley Berman Quotes) As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian (Shelley Berman Quotes) As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy (Shelley Berman Quotes) So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on edge with me, wondering when I’m going to blow up (Shelley Berman Quotes) While you’re improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we’re having fun (Shelley Berman Quotes)