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Shitty Quotes

Such narrative arcs make good movies but shitty existences Picture Quote #1

I’m an audience member too, man. I hate shitty sequels Picture Quote #1

God is like a shitty girlfriend Picture Quote #1

Get rid of the shitty sound. Life’s too short Picture Quote #1

The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There’s no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty Picture Quote #1

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he’s probably bored as hell Picture Quote #1

You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were Picture Quote #1

For me and most of the other writers I know, writing is not rapturous. In fact, the only way I can get anything written at all is to write really, really shitty first drafts Picture Quote #1

I think every culture is passionate about food; some are just passionate about food and the food is shitty Picture Quote #1

People only mention it’s a free country if they’re doing something shitty Picture Quote #1

No, you can’t go getting mad at people because they’re shitty. Life will get mad at them, don’t worry Picture Quote #1

And it’s one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter Picture Quote #1

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band Picture Quote #1

When you put yourself in environments that continually test you, that’s where all the good stories come from. That’s where the jokes come from is from the shitty parts Picture Quote #1

I’m a good person but a shitty writer. You’re a shitty person but a good writer. We’d make a good team Picture Quote #1

This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad month, or a shitty year. Things will change: you won’t feel this way forever. And anyway, sometimes the hardest lessons to learn are the ones your soul needs most Picture Quote #1

We better take care of the earth or we’re gonna have shitty food, and having shitty food is no fun Picture Quote #1

I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale Picture Quote #1

One loves one’s country the way one loves a family member. And sometimes that family member does really embarrassing, shitty things. But you still love them Picture Quote #1

C’mon, you’re gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you Picture Quote #1

Self-publishing a shitty book doesn’t make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist Picture Quote #1

Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band Picture Quote #1

I really care about you and I don’t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me Picture Quote #1

I’m getting paid to tour and travel and I don’t have to work a shitty job. And it’s weird because you like start getting pissed off about that Picture Quote #1

Martin Van Buren was a shitty guy. Not just because he was a bad president, and not just because he was pro-slavery. Van Buren was shitty in a very general sort of way. And with all that that implies Picture Quote #1

I get shitty scared. One show in Amsterdam, I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I’ve thrown up a couple of times. Once in Brussels, I projectile-vomited on someone. I just gotta bear it. But I don’t like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot Picture Quote #1

He tilted my head up with his index finger. Tingles spread on my skin. Pain, obstacles, betrayal and all shitty things that happen in life shape everyone, just as much as good things do. Don’t regret anything if in the end you can say you’re an amazing woman Picture Quote #1

Addicts, as a group, generally score far above average o intelligence tests. Why? You tell me. I guess maybe we’re smart enough to have figured out how shitty things are and we decide addiction is the only way to deal with it Picture Quote #1

I don’t get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women’s issues Picture Quote #1

The problem with prime beef is that there are so many people out there selling offal. So you don’t know when you’re going eat a shitty gangster movie. Because everybody knows there’s good stuff to be involved in Picture Quote #1

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Such narrative arcs make good movies but shitty existences (Shitty Quotes) I’m an audience member too, man. I hate shitty sequels. (Shitty Quotes) God is like a shitty girlfriend (Shitty Quotes) Get rid of the shitty sound. Life’s too short. (Shitty Quotes) The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There’s no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty. (Shitty Quotes) The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he’s probably bored as hell. (Shitty Quotes) You always knew after shitty things happened, who your friends really were (Shitty Quotes) For me and most of the other writers I know, writing is not rapturous. In fact, the only way I can get anything written at all is to write really, really shitty first drafts. (Shitty Quotes) I think every culture is passionate about food; some are just passionate about food and the food is shitty. (Shitty Quotes) People only mention it’s a free country if they’re doing something shitty (Shitty Quotes) No, you can’t go getting mad at people because they’re shitty. Life will get mad at them, don’t worry.. (Shitty Quotes) And it’s one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter. (Shitty Quotes) I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band. (Shitty Quotes) When you put yourself in environments that continually test you, that’s where all the good stories come from. That’s where the jokes come from is from the shitty parts. (Shitty Quotes) I’m a good person but a shitty writer. You’re a shitty person but a good writer. We’d make a good team. (Shitty Quotes) This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad month, or a shitty year. Things will change: you won’t feel this way forever. And anyway, sometimes the hardest lessons to learn are the ones your soul needs most. (Shitty Quotes) We better take care of the earth or we’re gonna have shitty food, and having shitty food is no fun. (Shitty Quotes) I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale (Shitty Quotes) One loves one’s country the way one loves a family member. And sometimes that family member does really embarrassing, shitty things. But you still love them. (Shitty Quotes) C’mon, you’re gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you. (Shitty Quotes) Self-publishing a shitty book doesn’t make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist. (Shitty Quotes) Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band. (Shitty Quotes) I really care about you and I don’t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me (Shitty Quotes) I’m getting paid to tour and travel and I don’t have to work a shitty job. And it’s weird because you like start getting pissed off about that. (Shitty Quotes) Martin Van Buren was a shitty guy. Not just because he was a bad president, and not just because he was pro-slavery. Van Buren was shitty in a very general sort of way. And with all that that implies. (Shitty Quotes) I get shitty scared. One show in Amsterdam, I was so nervous I escaped out the fire exit. I’ve thrown up a couple of times. Once in Brussels, I projectile-vomited on someone. I just gotta bear it. But I don’t like touring. I have anxiety attacks a lot. (Shitty Quotes) He tilted my head up with his index finger. Tingles spread on my skin. Pain, obstacles, betrayal and all shitty things that happen in life shape everyone, just as much as good things do. Don’t regret anything if in the end you can say you’re an amazing woman. (Shitty Quotes) Addicts, as a group, generally score far above average o intelligence tests. Why? You tell me. I guess maybe we’re smart enough to have figured out how shitty things are and we decide addiction is the only way to deal with it (Shitty Quotes) I don’t get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women’s issues (Shitty Quotes) The problem with prime beef is that there are so many people out there selling offal. So you don’t know when you’re going eat a shitty gangster movie. Because everybody knows there’s good stuff to be involved in (Shitty Quotes)

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