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Please don't drink and drive, you're not quite ready meet me yet (Shorts Quotes)
I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants (Shorts Quotes)
You made your own jean shorts... with a butter knife? (Shorts Quotes)
Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts (Shorts Quotes)
I just wanted to see how the shorts felt again (Shorts Quotes)
Fabregas literally carries 10 yards of space around in his shorts (Shorts Quotes)
The perfect shorts are always important (Shorts Quotes)
A lot of women in the summer nowadays are just a bunch of stuffed shorts (Shorts Quotes)
I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer (Shorts Quotes)
I like playing a guy who wears pants as opposed to shorts (Shorts Quotes)
I definitely have hips, and I’m shorter, so I like to make my legs look longer. I’ll wear shorts or pants that elongate my legs. I’m not a tiny, skinny toothpick. I definitely like to show off my waist and my butt. (Shorts Quotes)
A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach (Shorts Quotes)
Wearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it’s probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive in that vehicle that should be illegal in the United States, where the steering wheel is on the other side. They have no rules! They are the punk rock of government jobs. (Shorts Quotes)
On my days off, I love denim cut off shorts with gladiator sandals and crop tops (Shorts Quotes)
I’d do a podcast about guys wearing shorts when it’s too cold (Shorts Quotes)
There’s an obligation to not lead people down the wrong path, but I hardly think me wearing short shorts on stage is creating monsters (Shorts Quotes)
I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini (Shorts Quotes)