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Shower Quotes

I wish I could stay in a hot shower forever. Best feeling ever Picture Quote #1

I don't always have a valid argument, but when I do, it's later that day, in the shower Picture Quote #1

Washes upper body. Assumes legs will wash themselves Picture Quote #1

Best place to sleep. Best place to eat. Best place to think Picture Quote #1

Running in the rain. Exercise, therapy, and a shower... all at the same time Picture Quote #1

That’s ok. I didn’t need a shower anyway Picture Quote #1

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I should have pooped before I got in Picture Quote #1

Check for murderer. Then pee Picture Quote #1

Don’t look at me I’m naked Picture Quote #1

Can wash anything except itself Picture Quote #1

Lazy Rule: No shower is needed, if you're not going anywhere Picture Quote #1

Shower the world with pink and glitter Picture Quote #1

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I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say

Harry: I take long showers. Niall. He just likes to stand there with his head down. Niall: I don't know that Picture Quote #1

I ask myself this all the time in the shower. Who am I shaving my legs for? Picture Quote #1

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash Picture Quote #1

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me Picture Quote #1

I never sing under the shower, I keep it for the stage Picture Quote #1

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A hatt is not made for one shower Picture Quote #1

Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask Picture Quote #1

You know you’re tired when you fall asleep in the shower Picture Quote #1

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub Picture Quote #1

Somebody needs to invent a shower for the mind, not just the body Picture Quote #1

I feel great, I ran 5k this morning. Really? No, I threw up in the shower Picture Quote #1

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I never sing in the shower. It’s very dangerous Picture Quote #1

To a shower of gold most things are penetrable Picture Quote #1

I could work in the shower if I had plastic paper Picture Quote #1

I never sing in the shower either Picture Quote #1

I will send a shower of roses Picture Quote #1

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower Picture Quote #1

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I wish I could stay in a hot shower forever. Best feeling ever (Shower Quotes) I don't always have a valid argument, but when I do, it's later that day, in the shower (Shower Quotes) Washes upper body. Assumes legs will wash themselves (Shower Quotes) Best place to sleep. Best place to eat. Best place to think (Shower Quotes) Running in the rain. Exercise, therapy, and a shower... all at the same time (Shower Quotes) That’s ok. I didn’t need a shower anyway (Shower Quotes) I should have pooped before I got in (Shower Quotes) Check for murderer. Then pee (Shower Quotes) Don’t look at me I’m naked (Shower Quotes) Can wash anything except itself (Shower Quotes) Lazy Rule: No shower is needed, if you're not going anywhere (Shower Quotes) Shower the world with pink and glitter (Shower Quotes) I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me (Shower Quotes) Harry: I take long showers. Niall. He just likes to stand there with his head down. Niall: I don't know that (Shower Quotes) I ask myself this all the time in the shower. Who am I shaving my legs for? (Shower Quotes) I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash (Shower Quotes) Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me (Shower Quotes) I never sing under the shower, I keep it for the stage (Shower Quotes) A hatt is not made for one shower (Shower Quotes) Eating toast in the shower is the ultimate multitask (Shower Quotes) You know you’re tired when you fall asleep in the shower (Shower Quotes) Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub (Shower Quotes) Somebody needs to invent a shower for the mind, not just the body (Shower Quotes) I feel great, I ran 5k this morning. Really? No, I threw up in the shower (Shower Quotes) I never sing in the shower. It’s very dangerous (Shower Quotes) To a shower of gold most things are penetrable (Shower Quotes) I could work in the shower if I had plastic paper (Shower Quotes) I never sing in the shower either (Shower Quotes) I will send a shower of roses (Shower Quotes) If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower (Shower Quotes)

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