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What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what? (Simon Munnery Quotes)
Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but mercifully brief. (Simon Munnery Quotes)
I don’t worry about losing my looks. It’s finding them on someone else that worries me. (Simon Munnery Quotes)
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven’t got out of the water. (Simon Munnery Quotes)
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. (Simon Munnery Quotes)
The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things. (Simon Munnery Quotes)
Many are willing to suffer for their art. Few are willing to learn to draw (Simon Munnery Quotes)
Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six (Simon Munnery Quotes)