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Sketch Quotes

My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I’d ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I’d sketch shoes and shoes and shoes Picture Quote #1

Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block Picture Quote #1

When Jackie got his big contract at CBS and was putting together what turned out to be almost a stock company of players, he remembered Frank and said, ‘Get me that kid who played the jail sketch Picture Quote #1

If I don’t have a project going, I sit down and begin to write something - a character sketch, a monologue, a description of some sight, or even just a list of ideas Picture Quote #1

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn’t do sketch comedy and I didn’t do impressions. I was a stand-up Picture Quote #1

Sorry you were confused or frightened by the name of my sketch or improv group Picture Quote #1

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I think I’m one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other people seemed to think of me - as funny from a very young age. I was a very young comedy nerd and I even did sketch comedy in high school and college. I wrote and shot sketches on video and acted in them Picture Quote #1

In most cases I start off with a sketch. But I’m also thinking about real images: out of National Geographic, out of fashion magazines, out of The Economist, out of Time. I’m making a sketch, but I’m using the existing images that have been put out in the world Picture Quote #1

My younger sister’s a comedian. She has a sketch comedy group in Chicago called Schadenfreude and I look at her with such admiration and envy because it’s such an amazing thing to make someone laugh Picture Quote #1

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people Picture Quote #1

I can sketch up a storm, and I’m very involved in how clothes are constructed, but I have a short attention span Picture Quote #1

For being a bad student I was banished to the ‘calaboose’ - a bare cell with whitewashed walls and a bench to sit on. I liked it there, because I took along a sketch pad and drew incessantly I could have stayed there forever drawing without stopping Picture Quote #1

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I had a sketch called ‘Fedora Basketball,’ which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don’t fall off Picture Quote #1

The reason I sketch your pic at times because in your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars Picture Quote #1

When I teach sketch writing, there’s still a beginning, middle and end Picture Quote #1

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there’s all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family Picture Quote #1

I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s 2000-Year-Old Man’ sketch. I think it’s one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You’d never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he’s just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv Picture Quote #1

The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It’s my son’s favorite candy. The sketch was my other son’s idea. It’s a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair. It’s pretty funny Picture Quote #1

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With the Roxbury guys (on ‘Saturday Night Live’), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we’re, like, ‘Well, now we’ve got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?’ Picture Quote #1

During my military service, I performed a sketch in which I played a flea called Max. So when critics kept misspelling my name, I decided to change it and thought, ‘Ah! Max!’ Picture Quote #1

I was fascinated with the writing process and seeing the evolution of a sketch and how it would change up to the minute before it went on the air Picture Quote #1

You really have no idea whether or not what you’re writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly Picture Quote #1

If I don’t have a project going, I sit down and begin to write something - a character sketch, a monologue, a description of some sight, or even just a list of ideas Picture Quote #1

There’s this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what’s happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show Picture Quote #1

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A couple of friends and I started a sketch comedy group when we were teenagers, just for fun and to start creating stuff. It was a blast Picture Quote #1

That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else Picture Quote #1

My uncle worked in emergency wards dealing with people who came in with terrible injuries. He talked about the sketch shows they would put on to lighten the atmosphere. You often find this sense of grim humor in hospitals. The injuries people are suffering are ghastly. You have to laugh at something or you’d otherwise cry Picture Quote #1

I was a baby when I began, but I knew exactly what I wanted to wear myself. I became a jewelry designer because I knew how to do something with a pencil and sketch my ideas Picture Quote #1

Every time I wrote a sketch that was in my voice, Ferrell would just do it better Picture Quote #1

I’m not really a fashion designer. I just love clothes. I’ve never been to design school. I can’t sketch. I can’t cut patterns and things. I can shorten things. I can make a dress out of a scarf Picture Quote #1

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My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I’d ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I’d sketch shoes and shoes and shoes (Sketch Quotes) Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block (Sketch Quotes) When Jackie got his big contract at CBS and was putting together what turned out to be almost a stock company of players, he remembered Frank and said, ‘Get me that kid who played the jail sketch (Sketch Quotes) If I don’t have a project going, I sit down and begin to write something - a character sketch, a monologue, a description of some sight, or even just a list of ideas (Sketch Quotes) Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn’t do sketch comedy and I didn’t do impressions. I was a stand-up (Sketch Quotes) Sorry you were confused or frightened by the name of my sketch or improv group (Sketch Quotes) I think I’m one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other people seemed to think of me - as funny from a very young age. I was a very young comedy nerd and I even did sketch comedy in high school and college. I wrote and shot sketches on video and acted in them (Sketch Quotes) In most cases I start off with a sketch. But I’m also thinking about real images: out of National Geographic, out of fashion magazines, out of The Economist, out of Time. I’m making a sketch, but I’m using the existing images that have been put out in the world (Sketch Quotes) My younger sister’s a comedian. She has a sketch comedy group in Chicago called Schadenfreude and I look at her with such admiration and envy because it’s such an amazing thing to make someone laugh. (Sketch Quotes) I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people. (Sketch Quotes) I can sketch up a storm, and I’m very involved in how clothes are constructed, but I have a short attention span. (Sketch Quotes) For being a bad student I was banished to the ‘calaboose’ - a bare cell with whitewashed walls and a bench to sit on. I liked it there, because I took along a sketch pad and drew incessantly I could have stayed there forever drawing without stopping (Sketch Quotes) I had a sketch called ‘Fedora Basketball,’ which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don’t fall off. (Sketch Quotes) The reason I sketch your pic at times because in your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars. (Sketch Quotes) When I teach sketch writing, there’s still a beginning, middle and end (Sketch Quotes) At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there’s all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family. (Sketch Quotes) I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner’s 2000-Year-Old Man’ sketch. I think it’s one of the biggest influences on the podcast, definitely. You’d never say Carl Reiner was the funniest dude on there, because he’s just teeing it up, but he knows what questions to ask to lead to great improv. (Sketch Quotes) The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It’s my son’s favorite candy. The sketch was my other son’s idea. It’s a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair. It’s pretty funny. (Sketch Quotes) With the Roxbury guys (on ‘Saturday Night Live’), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And we’re, like, ‘Well, now we’ve got to create a story, so, what, are we bopping our heads with Rocky? What are we doing?’ (Sketch Quotes) During my military service, I performed a sketch in which I played a flea called Max. So when critics kept misspelling my name, I decided to change it and thought, ‘Ah! Max!’ (Sketch Quotes) I was fascinated with the writing process and seeing the evolution of a sketch and how it would change up to the minute before it went on the air. (Sketch Quotes) You really have no idea whether or not what you’re writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly. (Sketch Quotes) If I don’t have a project going, I sit down and begin to write something - a character sketch, a monologue, a description of some sight, or even just a list of ideas. (Sketch Quotes) There’s this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what’s happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show. (Sketch Quotes) A couple of friends and I started a sketch comedy group when we were teenagers, just for fun and to start creating stuff. It was a blast. (Sketch Quotes) That’s what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there’s the potential for something else. (Sketch Quotes) My uncle worked in emergency wards dealing with people who came in with terrible injuries. He talked about the sketch shows they would put on to lighten the atmosphere. You often find this sense of grim humor in hospitals. The injuries people are suffering are ghastly. You have to laugh at something or you’d otherwise cry. (Sketch Quotes) I was a baby when I began, but I knew exactly what I wanted to wear myself. I became a jewelry designer because I knew how to do something with a pencil and sketch my ideas. (Sketch Quotes) Every time I wrote a sketch that was in my voice, Ferrell would just do it better (Sketch Quotes) I’m not really a fashion designer. I just love clothes. I’ve never been to design school. I can’t sketch. I can’t cut patterns and things. I can shorten things. I can make a dress out of a scarf. (Sketch Quotes)

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