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Smelly Quotes

C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!! Picture Quote #1

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you Picture Quote #1

I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he’s holding that smelly cat Picture Quote #1

Style for me is a casual way of putting something on. It’s not thought out but needs to suit your way of life. Now I like wearing the same sweater over and over again, then taking it off when it’s smelly Picture Quote #1

For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup Picture Quote #1

I do cook a lot for myself. I tend to cook from scratch, a lot of stews and things, lots of beans, because beans have got lots of protein in them but not fat. I am partial to a bit of cheese - I try to limit myself in my cheese intake, but I do enjoy a good smelly cheese. Stinking Bishop is a good one Picture Quote #1

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He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish Picture Quote #1

While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it’s hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I’m convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch Picture Quote #1

Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won’t dig up the pretty lawn, won’t plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost Picture Quote #1

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don’t seem to be particularly keen on them Picture Quote #1

Romance blossomed over a carrier bag full of mackerel. It wasn’t exactly how I imagined it would happen; there were no sunsets, or butterflies, or birdsong, just some smelly dead fish and a slimy carrier bag Picture Quote #1

I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn’t do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I’ll shoot them Picture Quote #1

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I don’t like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don’t have a phobia of dirt. I’m just not keen on it. I don’t really like dirty people or houses or smelly things Picture Quote #1

Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that Picture Quote #1

I’m sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I’m waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there’s a hitchhiker with a sign and it says, ‘Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane.’ I got to tell you, he was kind of smelly, but he was a good conversationalist Picture Quote #1

You need good energy and you need to be fit because it’s very tiring. A lot of the work is quite heavy and quite smelly. That’s why girls drift out of the kitchen because they get fed up smelling like fish and vegetables and things like that Picture Quote #1

A woman’s got one life: She’s got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it’ll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face Picture Quote #1

O the stale old dogs who pretend to guard the morals of the masses, how smelly they make the great backyard wetting after everyone that passes Picture Quote #1

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As a piece of travel literature alone, ‘The Ends of the Earth’ succeeds in providing a tangible sense of the sweaty, smelly reality of many exotic points on the map, with glimpses of their cruelty but also, occasionally, of beauty and human kindness. As a piece of analysis, it is deeply thought-provoking Picture Quote #1

Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze! Picture Quote #1

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop Picture Quote #1

People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has man invented that even approaches in cruelty to some of the commoner diseases? Natural death, almost by definition, means something slow, smelly and painful Picture Quote #1

I’m the least spiritual person in the world. I can’t even abide a smelly candle. I know it’s meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise Picture Quote #1

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform... and so you think you can be rude to me Picture Quote #1

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One of the sad realities of being a parent is that the same stuff you know is exciting, educational, and enriching in your child’slife is often messy, smelly and exhausting to deal with Picture Quote #1

I was the night foreman of a galvanizing factory, which is hot and smelly and dirty and miserable Picture Quote #1

I hadn’t yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and the job becomes burdensome, and smelly. As a boy I learned the hard way that if you demonstrated skill at milking a cow, somebody would keep you milking one. It’s the same way being a good staff officer Picture Quote #1

Manhattan’s always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it’s just got a vibe that’s hard to beat. I shouldn’t like it, but I do. I can’t put my finger on it Picture Quote #1

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars Picture Quote #1

Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things Picture Quote #1

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C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!! (Smelly Quotes) Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you (Smelly Quotes) I love Cee Lo, but I avoid him when he’s holding that smelly cat (Smelly Quotes) Style for me is a casual way of putting something on. It’s not thought out but needs to suit your way of life. Now I like wearing the same sweater over and over again, then taking it off when it’s smelly (Smelly Quotes) For me, and I suspect a lot of socially awkward people, dealing with people face-to-face seems really traumatic. Particularly if you have massive sweating issues, and particularly if on top of that you have quite smelly sweat that smells like onion soup (Smelly Quotes) I do cook a lot for myself. I tend to cook from scratch, a lot of stews and things, lots of beans, because beans have got lots of protein in them but not fat. I am partial to a bit of cheese - I try to limit myself in my cheese intake, but I do enjoy a good smelly cheese. Stinking Bishop is a good one. (Smelly Quotes) He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish (Smelly Quotes) While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it’s hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I’m convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch. (Smelly Quotes) Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won’t dig up the pretty lawn, won’t plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost. (Smelly Quotes) I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don’t seem to be particularly keen on them. (Smelly Quotes) Romance blossomed over a carrier bag full of mackerel. It wasn’t exactly how I imagined it would happen; there were no sunsets, or butterflies, or birdsong, just some smelly dead fish and a slimy carrier bag. (Smelly Quotes) I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn’t do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I’ll shoot them. (Smelly Quotes) I don’t like dirt. Cleanliness is high on my agenda, but I don’t have a phobia of dirt. I’m just not keen on it. I don’t really like dirty people or houses or smelly things. (Smelly Quotes) Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they wore their guns like they had an outfit on. It always worked better when a guy looked sweaty and smelly; I hadda believe, I hadda believe that. (Smelly Quotes) I’m sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I’m waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and there’s a hitchhiker with a sign and it says, ‘Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane.’ I got to tell you, he was kind of smelly, but he was a good conversationalist. (Smelly Quotes) You need good energy and you need to be fit because it’s very tiring. A lot of the work is quite heavy and quite smelly. That’s why girls drift out of the kitchen because they get fed up smelling like fish and vegetables and things like that. (Smelly Quotes) A woman’s got one life: She’s got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it’ll pass her by and leave nothing but a smelly old fart in her face. (Smelly Quotes) O the stale old dogs who pretend to guard the morals of the masses, how smelly they make the great backyard wetting after everyone that passes (Smelly Quotes) As a piece of travel literature alone, ‘The Ends of the Earth’ succeeds in providing a tangible sense of the sweaty, smelly reality of many exotic points on the map, with glimpses of their cruelty but also, occasionally, of beauty and human kindness. As a piece of analysis, it is deeply thought-provoking (Smelly Quotes) Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze! (Smelly Quotes) My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop (Smelly Quotes) People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has man invented that even approaches in cruelty to some of the commoner diseases? Natural death, almost by definition, means something slow, smelly and painful (Smelly Quotes) I’m the least spiritual person in the world. I can’t even abide a smelly candle. I know it’s meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise (Smelly Quotes) Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform... and so you think you can be rude to me (Smelly Quotes) One of the sad realities of being a parent is that the same stuff you know is exciting, educational, and enriching in your child’slife is often messy, smelly and exhausting to deal with (Smelly Quotes) I was the night foreman of a galvanizing factory, which is hot and smelly and dirty and miserable (Smelly Quotes) I hadn’t yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and the job becomes burdensome, and smelly. As a boy I learned the hard way that if you demonstrated skill at milking a cow, somebody would keep you milking one. It’s the same way being a good staff officer (Smelly Quotes) Manhattan’s always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it’s just got a vibe that’s hard to beat. I shouldn’t like it, but I do. I can’t put my finger on it (Smelly Quotes) A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars (Smelly Quotes) Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things (Smelly Quotes)

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