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Snoring Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone Picture Quote #1

I thank you for not snoring Picture Quote #1

We continue to make more money when snoring than when active Picture Quote #1

I really love the sound of my dog snoring Picture Quote #1

Snoring keeps the monsters away Picture Quote #1

I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring Picture Quote #1

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Father’s snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat Picture Quote #1

The nurse sleeps sweetly, hired to watch the sick, / whom, snoring, she disturbs Picture Quote #1

My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics Picture Quote #1

It’s true that romance novels do detail the courtship phase of a relationship. We usually write ‘And they lived happily ever after’ before our heroine starts snoring or our hero starts tossing his socks over the hamper Picture Quote #1

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up Picture Quote #1

The great ‘New York Times’ columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child’s race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen Picture Quote #1

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In that wide struggle which we call Progress, evil is always the aggressor and the vanquished, and it is right that this should be so, for without its onslaughts and depredations humanity might fall to a fat slumber upon its cornsacks and die snoring Picture Quote #1

The bronze dwarfs give you the first clue that Wroclaw is no ordinary city. They lurk all over the place, carousing outside pubs, snoring at the doors of hotels, peeking out from behind the bars of the old city jail Picture Quote #1

They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain’t true. I only killed one man for snoring Picture Quote #1

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus Picture Quote #1

The city was asleep on its right side and shaking with violent nightmares. Long puffs of snoring came out of the chimneys. Its feet were sticking out because the clouds did not cover it altogether. There was a hole in them and the white feathers were falling out. The city had untied all its bridges like so many buttons to feel at ease. Wherever there was a lamplight the city scratched itself until it went out Picture Quote #1

Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men asleep, which they express by snoring Picture Quote #1

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My wife says I’m making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem Picture Quote #1

Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring Picture Quote #1

Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to culture Picture Quote #1

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone (Snoring Quotes) I thank you for not snoring (Snoring Quotes) We continue to make more money when snoring than when active (Snoring Quotes) I really love the sound of my dog snoring (Snoring Quotes) Snoring keeps the monsters away (Snoring Quotes) I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring (Snoring Quotes) Father’s snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat (Snoring Quotes) The nurse sleeps sweetly, hired to watch the sick, / whom, snoring, she disturbs (Snoring Quotes) My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics (Snoring Quotes) It’s true that romance novels do detail the courtship phase of a relationship. We usually write ‘And they lived happily ever after’ before our heroine starts snoring or our hero starts tossing his socks over the hamper. (Snoring Quotes) I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing ‘Maria’ from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. (Snoring Quotes) The great ‘New York Times’ columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child’s race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen. (Snoring Quotes) In that wide struggle which we call Progress, evil is always the aggressor and the vanquished, and it is right that this should be so, for without its onslaughts and depredations humanity might fall to a fat slumber upon its cornsacks and die snoring. (Snoring Quotes) The bronze dwarfs give you the first clue that Wroclaw is no ordinary city. They lurk all over the place, carousing outside pubs, snoring at the doors of hotels, peeking out from behind the bars of the old city jail. (Snoring Quotes) They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain’t true. I only killed one man for snoring (Snoring Quotes) A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus (Snoring Quotes) The city was asleep on its right side and shaking with violent nightmares. Long puffs of snoring came out of the chimneys. Its feet were sticking out because the clouds did not cover it altogether. There was a hole in them and the white feathers were falling out. The city had untied all its bridges like so many buttons to feel at ease. Wherever there was a lamplight the city scratched itself until it went out (Snoring Quotes) Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men asleep, which they express by snoring (Snoring Quotes) My wife says I’m making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem (Snoring Quotes) Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring (Snoring Quotes) Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to culture (Snoring Quotes)