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Snot Quotes

God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you Picture Quote #1

It looks like frozen snot Picture Quote #1

My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though Picture Quote #1

Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes Picture Quote #1

Life contains these things: leakage and wickage and discharge, pus and snot and slime and gleet. We are biology. We are reminded of this at the beginning and the end, at birth and at death. In between we do what we can to forget Picture Quote #1

People don’t remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot bubble out your nose Picture Quote #1

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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string Picture Quote #1

I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure Picture Quote #1

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string Picture Quote #1

My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though Picture Quote #1

He wipes tears off my face and then snot. He uses his hands. He loves me that much Picture Quote #1

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God wiped snot out of his nose and that was you (Snot Quotes) It looks like frozen snot (Snot Quotes) My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though (Snot Quotes) Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes (Snot Quotes) Life contains these things: leakage and wickage and discharge, pus and snot and slime and gleet. We are biology. We are reminded of this at the beginning and the end, at birth and at death. In between we do what we can to forget (Snot Quotes) People don’t remember you for all of the good things you do. They remember the time you blew a giant green snot bubble out your nose (Snot Quotes) Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string (Snot Quotes) I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure (Snot Quotes) Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. (Snot Quotes) My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though. (Snot Quotes) He wipes tears off my face and then snot. He uses his hands. He loves me that much. (Snot Quotes)