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Write drunk. Edit sober (Sober Quotes)
Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober (Sober Quotes)
We don’t want him to be entirely sober. You know how those people are (Sober Quotes)
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane (Sober Quotes)
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut (Sober Quotes)
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly (Sober Quotes)
Work is my hobby, staying sober is my job (Sober Quotes)
For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth (Sober Quotes)
I’m dead sober. This is just me (Sober Quotes)
No one dances sober, unless he is insane (Sober Quotes)
The drinking man is never less himself than during his sober intervals (Sober Quotes)
And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning (Sober Quotes)
I got sober when I was 22 years old (Sober Quotes)
At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect (Sober Quotes)
And now I’m right back where I started. Sober and miserable (Sober Quotes)
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew? (Sober Quotes)
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people! (Sober Quotes)
Such sober certainty of waking bliss (Sober Quotes)
No sober person dances (Sober Quotes)
Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy (Sober Quotes)
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again (Sober Quotes)
How do you feel? Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober (Sober Quotes)
Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober (Sober Quotes)
The rule is simple: Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy (Sober Quotes)
With all thy sober charms possest, whose wishes never learnt to stray (Sober Quotes)
I stayed sober for this? (Sober Quotes)
Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through (Sober Quotes)
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian (Sober Quotes)
What the sober man has in his heart, the drunken man has on his lips (Sober Quotes)
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober (Sober Quotes)