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Life is too short to waste time matching socks (Socks Quotes)
Im obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed! (Socks Quotes)
I can’t wait to get home and wash all those socks (Socks Quotes)
He may be president, but he still comes home and swipes my socks (Socks Quotes)
His socks compelled one’s attention without losing one’s respect (Socks Quotes)
You’re going to blow his socks off! (Socks Quotes)
It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself (Socks Quotes)
Never run in the rain with your socks on (Socks Quotes)
Honey, have you ever seen a man knitting socks? (Socks Quotes)
One can never have enough socks (Socks Quotes)
Your socks should match your tie (Socks Quotes)
A government is not an old pair of socks that you throw away (Socks Quotes)
You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color (Socks Quotes)
The lads really ran their socks into the ground (Socks Quotes)
Socks may eat wherever they want to (Socks Quotes)
The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug (Socks Quotes)
Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike (Socks Quotes)
I am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer (Socks Quotes)
They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks (Socks Quotes)
When I was a little girl you used to learn to sew all the holes in things, darning socks, but nobody mends things anymore (Socks Quotes)
Get your socks off and a condom on (Socks Quotes)
I’m also a fan of ridiculously coloured and patterned socks (Socks Quotes)
All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals (Socks Quotes)
You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit (Socks Quotes)
There's an unwritten law of the universe which assures that the thing you seek will always be found in the last place you look. It applies to everything in life from lost socks to misplaced poisons (Socks Quotes)
How lacking in intuition men could be in persuading themselves that mending some stranger's socks, and attending to his comfort, could content a woman (Socks Quotes)
My shoes are made of spanish leather, my socks are made of silk; I wear a ring on every finger, I wash myself in milk (Socks Quotes)
The prayers we weave into the matching of socks, the stirring of oatmeal, the reading of stories, they survive fire (Socks Quotes)
Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks (Socks Quotes)
I have always dressed according to certain basic guy fashion rules, including: both of your socks should always be the same color, or they should at least both be fairly dark (Socks Quotes)