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Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: ‘Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: ‘Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night.