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Spike Milligan Quotes

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't Picture Quote #1

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy Picture Quote #1

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake! Picture Quote #1

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away Picture Quote #1

Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy Picture Quote #1

I can speak Esperanto like a native Picture Quote #1

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy Picture Quote #1

I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine Picture Quote #1

A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I’m Irish Picture Quote #1

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife Picture Quote #1

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! Picture Quote #1

I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine Picture Quote #1

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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke Picture Quote #1

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it Picture Quote #1

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string Picture Quote #1

We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong! Picture Quote #1

Its all in the mind, you know Picture Quote #1

Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy Picture Quote #1

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery Picture Quote #1

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion Picture Quote #1

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy Picture Quote #1

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree Picture Quote #1

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven Picture Quote #1

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge Picture Quote #1

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Picture Quote #1

Policemen are numbered in case they get lost Picture Quote #1

I’m a hero with coward’s legs Picture Quote #1

General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike:... Well, all of me Picture Quote #1

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy Picture Quote #1

A lot of learning canbe a little thing Picture Quote #1

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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't (Spike Milligan Quotes) All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy (Spike Milligan Quotes) Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake! (Spike Milligan Quotes) We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away (Spike Milligan Quotes) Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy (Spike Milligan Quotes) I can speak Esperanto like a native (Spike Milligan Quotes) All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy (Spike Milligan Quotes) I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. (Spike Milligan Quotes) A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I’m Irish. (Spike Milligan Quotes) In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife (Spike Milligan Quotes) My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! (Spike Milligan Quotes) I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine (Spike Milligan Quotes) I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke (Spike Milligan Quotes) I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it (Spike Milligan Quotes) For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string (Spike Milligan Quotes) We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong! (Spike Milligan Quotes) Its all in the mind, you know (Spike Milligan Quotes) Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy (Spike Milligan Quotes) Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery (Spike Milligan Quotes) Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion (Spike Milligan Quotes) Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy (Spike Milligan Quotes) A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree (Spike Milligan Quotes) How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven (Spike Milligan Quotes) I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge (Spike Milligan Quotes) Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? (Spike Milligan Quotes) Policemen are numbered in case they get lost (Spike Milligan Quotes) I’m a hero with coward’s legs (Spike Milligan Quotes) General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike:... Well, all of me (Spike Milligan Quotes) Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy (Spike Milligan Quotes) A lot of learning canbe a little thing (Spike Milligan Quotes)

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