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Spike Milligan Quotes

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic Picture Quote #1

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death Picture Quote #1

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much Picture Quote #1

Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs Picture Quote #1

In the human race today, you came last Picture Quote #1

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light Picture Quote #1

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I’m a hero wid coward’s legs, I’m a hero from the waist up Picture Quote #1

I’m a hero with coward’s legs. I’m a hero from the waist up Picture Quote #1

If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it Picture Quote #1

I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens Picture Quote #1

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order Picture Quote #1

There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart Picture Quote #1

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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse Picture Quote #1

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected Picture Quote #1

Well, we can’t stand around here doing nothing, people will think we’re workmen Picture Quote #1

Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs? Picture Quote #1

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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic (Spike Milligan Quotes) Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death (Spike Milligan Quotes) I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much (Spike Milligan Quotes) Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs (Spike Milligan Quotes) In the human race today, you came last (Spike Milligan Quotes) Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light (Spike Milligan Quotes) I’m a hero wid coward’s legs, I’m a hero from the waist up (Spike Milligan Quotes) I’m a hero with coward’s legs. I’m a hero from the waist up (Spike Milligan Quotes) If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it (Spike Milligan Quotes) I’m not afraid of dying I just don’t want to be there when it happens (Spike Milligan Quotes) Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order (Spike Milligan Quotes) There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart (Spike Milligan Quotes) Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse (Spike Milligan Quotes) And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected (Spike Milligan Quotes) Well, we can’t stand around here doing nothing, people will think we’re workmen (Spike Milligan Quotes) Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs? (Spike Milligan Quotes)

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