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Stand Up Comedy Quotes

Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors Picture Quote #1

I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move Picture Quote #1

I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don’t collapse Picture Quote #1

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State Picture Quote #1

I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy material. Just the juxtaposition of the different styles in itself sometimes is funny. Like, I do sort of an acoustic version of ‘Purple Haze’ that has some bluegrass licks in it Picture Quote #1

Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night Picture Quote #1

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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people’s albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson Picture Quote #1

When you’re a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it’s all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me Picture Quote #1

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It’s very personal, stylistically Picture Quote #1

I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap Picture Quote #1

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don’t organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a comedian. I don’t do stand-up. I don’t tell jokes. I’m a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy comes through the character Picture Quote #1

As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music Picture Quote #1

Real comedy can’t be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something Picture Quote #1

Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There’s a certain level of undeniability you can work toward Picture Quote #1

I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling Picture Quote #1

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I’m working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: ‘The show must go off Picture Quote #1

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When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. Comedy attacks, man Picture Quote #1

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night Picture Quote #1

But sometimes it’s good to dare yourself to do the unthinkable. And rather than stand in front of an audience with no clothes on, I decided to have a go at stand-up comedy Picture Quote #1

Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it Picture Quote #1

Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don’t believe me when I tell them. That’s how I saw myself, in comedy Picture Quote #1

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic Picture Quote #1

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But long story short, I didn’t start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up Picture Quote #1

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things Picture Quote #1

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I’ll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it Picture Quote #1

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously Picture Quote #1

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up Picture Quote #1

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not Picture Quote #1

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Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I usually have sex to my stand-up comedy album. Power move (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don’t collapse (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I play these sort of comical instruments I invented, like the electric rake and the electric plunger. I do a lot of almost stand-up comedy material. Just the juxtaposition of the different styles in itself sometimes is funny. Like, I do sort of an acoustic version of ‘Purple Haze’ that has some bluegrass licks in it (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Stand-up keeps you alive. It is definitely the most specialized field in comedy because you need to stay sharp and well-tuned every night (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people’s albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) When you’re a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it’s all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It’s very personal, stylistically (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It’s global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only had a scene for 15 years (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I go to a lot of stand-up comedy. I find more inspiration from observational stuff than from rap (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don’t organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I’m not a comedian. I don’t do stand-up. I don’t tell jokes. I’m a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy comes through the character (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Real comedy can’t be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something. (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Stand-up comedy in the end, unlike the rest of the entertainment industry, is a meritocracy. There’s a certain level of undeniability you can work toward. (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling. (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I’m working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: ‘The show must go off (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. Comedy attacks, man (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) But sometimes it’s good to dare yourself to do the unthinkable. And rather than stand in front of an audience with no clothes on, I decided to have a go at stand-up comedy (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You either fight it or embrace it (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don’t believe me when I tell them. That’s how I saw myself, in comedy (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) But long story short, I didn’t start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I’ll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up (Stand Up Comedy Quotes) I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not (Stand Up Comedy Quotes)

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