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When we stand up for America, we stand up for what America stands for, which is a safety net for our seniors and really helping our families be able to help themselves  (Stand Up Quotes) I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren’t any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I’d give that a twist  (Stand Up Quotes) What’s right and good doesn’t come naturally. You have to stand up and fight for it - as if the cause depends on you, because it does  (Stand Up Quotes) So I will stand more steadfastly for the things I stand up for, like people who work for a living. I’d like to be able to stand that way when I go to Congress  (Stand Up Quotes) I knew Rita Hayworth only enough to know that she was just a tender, sensitive, beautiful human being. A lovely person. Very gentle. She would never stand up for her rights  (Stand Up Quotes) We need to make it clear that we will withdraw from Iraq within 6 to 9 months - so that the Iraqis will know that they must stand up and defend the opportunity given to them  (Stand Up Quotes) 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that’s good, suck it up, and drive on  (Stand Up Quotes) Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period  (Stand Up Quotes) It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that sort of thin  (Stand Up Quotes) The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they’re profound or they’re deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things  (Stand Up Quotes) So that between the Cape of St. Maria and Japan we were four months and twenty-two days; at which time there were no more than six besides myself that could stand upon his feet  (Stand Up Quotes) I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn’t, but I thought: ‘What the hell?’ So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it  (Stand Up Quotes) Tis very great pity that they who are so apt to over-rate themselves in smaller matters, shou’d, where it most concerns them to know, and stand upon their Value, be so insensible of their own worth  (Stand Up Quotes) I’m a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it’s what I’ve been doing and it’s what I’m going to keep doing  (Stand Up Quotes) Those who today still feel a sense of impotence can do something: they can support Amnesty International. They can help it to stand up for freedom and justice  (Stand Up Quotes) It’s absolutely crucial for the Democrats to have a sense of their history, of who they are, in order to be able to project their values and stand up for them  (Stand Up Quotes) I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up  (Stand Up Quotes) I never wanted to be a model. I never wanted to be a serious actress. I started off doing comedy. I did a stand-up comedy camp at the Laugh Factory, and I started out on Nickelodeon  (Stand Up Quotes) I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl  (Stand Up Quotes) As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing  (Stand Up Quotes) I’ve never considered stand-up. Luckily I’m given great lines to say. I’m not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had to come up with my own jokes  (Stand Up Quotes) Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me  (Stand Up Quotes) Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch  (Stand Up Quotes) Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it’s cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But the very form of stand-up is masculine  (Stand Up Quotes) The President is not squaring with the American people as to the seriousness of our nation’s fiscal condition. It is time for people to stand up and tell the truth  (Stand Up Quotes) My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them  (Stand Up Quotes) Until we resolve to stand up and walk, we won’t find people to show us directions...I am confident that 125 crore Indians are capable to walk and will keep walking always  (Stand Up Quotes) You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It’s like they’re the instrument you’re playing  (Stand Up Quotes) Ok so there’s no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who’s strictly just an actor or actress  (Stand Up Quotes) I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that’s pretty much what I’m doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies  (Stand Up Quotes)
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