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I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I’m not an actor though, so I don’t really have much choice in the matter  (Stand Up Quotes) I’d been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it  (Stand Up Quotes) Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn’t do sketch comedy and I didn’t do impressions. I was a stand-up  (Stand Up Quotes) Either you can lie down or you can stand up and say, ‘I’m going to be a man about it, go out and deal with the pain and help my team win  (Stand Up Quotes) Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn’t stand up, and mostly it was right  (Stand Up Quotes) Sometimes I think you just have to decide if you’re going to stand up and get on with it or if you’re going to be crushed and threatened  (Stand Up Quotes) I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that’s my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling  (Stand Up Quotes) I was raised to stand up for myself, if I feel I’m in the right. Maybe it would have been best if I’d just gone home with my swollen cheek  (Stand Up Quotes) People are hurting and angry, and they want something to be able to stand up and fight for. That`s what I believe the antidote is to Trumpism  (Stand Up Quotes) I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It’s surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy  (Stand Up Quotes) Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer  (Stand Up Quotes) I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don’t care if anybody else gets it  (Stand Up Quotes) The poet is like the wise fool or like a version of the stand-up, because we’re standing, we’re doing stand-up. That’s exactly what we’re doing  (Stand Up Quotes) It’s easy to stand up and say I will destroy ISIS; I will make the sands in the Middle East glow in the dark. Well, that’s fine, but you have to have something to do that with  (Stand Up Quotes) Of course, there are days when you’re not feeling your best and you still have to stand up there and it can be difficult. But those days pass and you move on  (Stand Up Quotes) Writers vary tremendously. Was it Tom Wolfe who stood up or was it [Ernest] Hemingway who had to stand up? I don’t know  (Stand Up Quotes) I am very careful about what I eat, and I exercise pretty much every day, whether it be rock-climbing, running, Muay Thai, yoga, horse riding, stand-up paddleboarding, or plain and simple working out  (Stand Up Quotes) I think just as a person, if you say you follow Christ, you have to stand up for the injustices that are going on in the world  (Stand Up Quotes) What we need to do is to stand up to the big money interests, and the campaign contributors. When we do that, we can, in fact, transform America  (Stand Up Quotes) It’s always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what’s onstage. Whereas if you’re doing stand-up, it’s inclusive  (Stand Up Quotes) I’m very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That’s really what I do. Now I’m trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian  (Stand Up Quotes) I am, like anybody else, full of contradictions and personality traits, and I don’t know which ones to speak from as a stand-up or what aspects of myself to ask an audience to identify with  (Stand Up Quotes) If you’re going into stand-up, you’re hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing  (Stand Up Quotes) I started out in stand-up, so it’s very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense  (Stand Up Quotes) I started out in stand-up when I was 18, which is really masochistic, and I did it really till I started going in movies. I did it for about three years out in LA  (Stand Up Quotes) People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don’t think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor  (Stand Up Quotes) When you come from a family of ten children you learn very early on in life to stand up for yourself and hold your ground regarding the things you’re passionate about  (Stand Up Quotes) The reason to stand up for punctuation is that without it there is no reliable way of communicating meaning  (Stand Up Quotes) In life, if you quit, you are a loser. If you fall, stand up. God doesn’t throw stones that you cannot catch  (Stand Up Quotes) Strong people stand up for themselves, but stronger people stand up for others too, and lend a hand when they’re able  (Stand Up Quotes)
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