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Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one liners (Stand Up Quotes)
We must conduct research and then accept the results. If they don't stand up to experimentation, Buddha's own words must be rejected (Stand Up Quotes)
A confident person is someone who has made mistakes throughout their life, but isn't afraid to stand up and try new things (Stand Up Quotes)
While I was doing stand up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses (Stand Up Quotes)
You got to have a courageous president to stand up and says, listen, if - if you send a bill to me that spends more money than what we've coming in, I'll veto it. I mean, I'm going to try to work with you the best I can, but I'm going to veto it (Stand Up Quotes)
She's the only sylph I ever saw, who could stand upon one leg, and play the tambourine on her other knee, like a sylph (Stand Up Quotes)
We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray (Stand Up Quotes)
Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in (Stand Up Quotes)
Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have (Stand Up Quotes)
It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean (Stand Up Quotes)
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand up comic. Not a very good stand up comic, but good enough to make a living (Stand Up Quotes)
So much of a stand up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes (Stand Up Quotes)
All sanity depends on this: that it should be a delight to feel heat strike the skin, a delight to stand upright, knowing the bones moving easily under the flesh (Stand Up Quotes)
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal (Stand Up Quotes)
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can (Stand Up Quotes)
I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute (Stand Up Quotes)
Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise (Stand Up Quotes)
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter (Stand Up Quotes)
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them (Stand Up Quotes)
If there is a God, I don't think He would demand that anyone bow down or stand up to Him. I often have a suspicion that God is still trying to work things out and hasn't finished (Stand Up Quotes)
I think it’s really great when you stand up for something that you really believe, even if you get heat for it (Stand Up Quotes)
I’ve been on the floor and I’ve been heartbroken. I didn’t know how I was going to stand up. But I just gave it time (Stand Up Quotes)
His life was gentle, and the elements so mix’d in him that nature might stand up and say to all the world ‘this was a man! (Stand Up Quotes)
Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I’m not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we’re doing here (Stand Up Quotes)
I fear some of our leaders today have lost the courage to stand up. What we have now are politicians. They won’t offer real plans, and only stand up when they want to blame someone else (Stand Up Quotes)
I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it’s 30 years later (Stand Up Quotes)
I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny (Stand Up Quotes)
I wanted to be an actress. I think it had a lot to do with being a kid and watching how every time my dad would stand up to talk people would applaud... that was pretty cool (Stand Up Quotes)
If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good (Stand Up Quotes)
It required a strong heart to stand up against such talk, but I urged my people to be quiet and not to begin a war (Stand Up Quotes)