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If you use big words, no one will know you aren’t doing jack squat (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It’s certainty (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I love being onstage (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto! (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I love making observations. That one is a classic example (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I’m an actor. I hate to blow everyone’s illusions (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?! (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I’m not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I don’t trust books. They’re all fact and no heart (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It’s certainty. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Equations are the devil’s sentences (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I can’t prove it, but I can say it (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I don’t like books, they’re all fact, no heart (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls? (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Attack life, it’s going to kill you anyway (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Baby carrots are making me gay (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I am no fan of books (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
What’s the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns? (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
The more you know, the sadder you get (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work (Stephen Colbert Quotes)