|

|

Advertisements

Stephen Colbert Quotes

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return Picture Quote #1

It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that’s not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything Picture Quote #1

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself Picture Quote #1

I’m not here to affect you politically or socially. I’m here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes Picture Quote #1

I’ve been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I’m executive producer, I’m a writer and the host Picture Quote #1

Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don’t mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don’t know whether it’s a new thing, but it’s certainly a current thing, in that it doesn’t seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that’s not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you’re reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I’ve ever written, and I hope it’s the first book you’ve ever read. Don’t make a habit of it Picture Quote #1

I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations Picture Quote #1

If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn’t be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don’t have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it’ll come flowing toward us like a river Picture Quote #1

You shouldn’t listen to us at all if you’re looking for information. We don’t take ourselves seriously on any level; we’re just comedians Picture Quote #1

Somebody pinch me. You know what? I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit Picture Quote #1

Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby’s cast when he hurt his hand Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

1 - 6 7 8 9 10

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return (Stephen Colbert Quotes) It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that’s not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything (Stephen Colbert Quotes) And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I’m not here to affect you politically or socially. I’m here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I’ve been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I’m executive producer, I’m a writer and the host (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don’t mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don’t know whether it’s a new thing, but it’s certainly a current thing, in that it doesn’t seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that’s not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you’re reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I’ve ever written, and I hope it’s the first book you’ve ever read. Don’t make a habit of it (Stephen Colbert Quotes) I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations (Stephen Colbert Quotes) If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn’t be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don’t have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it’ll come flowing toward us like a river (Stephen Colbert Quotes) You shouldn’t listen to us at all if you’re looking for information. We don’t take ourselves seriously on any level; we’re just comedians (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Somebody pinch me. You know what? I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit (Stephen Colbert Quotes) Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby’s cast when he hurt his hand (Stephen Colbert Quotes)

1 - 6 7 8 9 10