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I’m an actor. I hate to blow everyone’s illusions (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It’s certainty (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I love being onstage (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto! (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I love making observations. That one is a classic example (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
If you use big words, no one will know you aren’t doing jack squat (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?! (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I’m not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I don’t trust books. They’re all fact and no heart (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It’s certainty. (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
There’s a buzz to failing and not dying (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
If someone spreads hate then they’re not your religious leader (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
You have a firm grasp of the obvious (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Why would we go to war on women? They don’t have any oil (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Contrary to what people may say, there’s no upper limit to stupidity (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
I’m a huge news junkie. I love what the news does (Stephen Colbert Quotes)
Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy (Stephen Colbert Quotes)