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Steve Allen Quotes

The hair is real - it’s the head that’s a fake Picture Quote #1

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war Picture Quote #1

I’m all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too Picture Quote #1

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized Picture Quote #1

Is it larger than a bread box? Picture Quote #1

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless Picture Quote #1

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If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow Picture Quote #1

It is not hardness of heart or evil passions that drive certain individuals to atheism, but rather a scrupulous intellectual honesty Picture Quote #1

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances Picture Quote #1

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots Picture Quote #1

This is the Tonight Show. I can’t tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever Picture Quote #1

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality Picture Quote #1

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Just as with cars, it’s critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes Picture Quote #1

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow Picture Quote #1

We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism Picture Quote #1

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics Picture Quote #1

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind Picture Quote #1

Ideas have consequences, and totally erroneous ideas are likely to have destructive consequences Picture Quote #1

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I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show Picture Quote #1

Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar Picture Quote #1

Without laughter, life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter that societies highly reward those who make a living by inducing laughter in others Picture Quote #1

Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor Picture Quote #1

God is by definition the holder of all possible knowledge, it would be impossible for him to have faith in anything. Faith, then, is built upon ignorance and hope Picture Quote #1

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders Picture Quote #1

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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind Picture Quote #1

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations Picture Quote #1

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face Picture Quote #1

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored Picture Quote #1

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The hair is real - it’s the head that’s a fake (Steve Allen Quotes) If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war (Steve Allen Quotes) I’m all for sex. Seven nights a week. Days, too. (Steve Allen Quotes) Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized (Steve Allen Quotes) Is it larger than a bread box? (Steve Allen Quotes) Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless (Steve Allen Quotes) If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow (Steve Allen Quotes) It is not hardness of heart or evil passions that drive certain individuals to atheism, but rather a scrupulous intellectual honesty (Steve Allen Quotes) Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances (Steve Allen Quotes) Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots (Steve Allen Quotes) This is the Tonight Show. I can’t tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever (Steve Allen Quotes) Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality (Steve Allen Quotes) Just as with cars, it’s critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes (Steve Allen Quotes) If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. (Steve Allen Quotes) We must never forget that both good and evil flow from the Bible. It is therefore not above criticism. (Steve Allen Quotes) Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics (Steve Allen Quotes) I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind. (Steve Allen Quotes) Ideas have consequences, and totally erroneous ideas are likely to have destructive consequences (Steve Allen Quotes) I did the Ed Sullivan show four times. I did the Steve Allen show. I did the Jackie Gleason show (Steve Allen Quotes) Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar (Steve Allen Quotes) Without laughter, life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter that societies highly reward those who make a living by inducing laughter in others (Steve Allen Quotes) Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor (Steve Allen Quotes) God is by definition the holder of all possible knowledge, it would be impossible for him to have faith in anything. Faith, then, is built upon ignorance and hope (Steve Allen Quotes) In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders (Steve Allen Quotes) I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind (Steve Allen Quotes) One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations (Steve Allen Quotes) Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face (Steve Allen Quotes) Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored (Steve Allen Quotes)