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Steve Martin Quotes
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I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct (Steve Martin Quotes)
I think communication is so firsbern (Steve Martin Quotes)
Teaching is a form of show business (Steve Martin Quotes)
The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can’t play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful. (Steve Martin Quotes)
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true (Steve Martin Quotes)
Comedy is not pretty (Steve Martin Quotes)
I’m tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period (Steve Martin Quotes)
The operation was a success, but I’m afraid the doctor is dead (Steve Martin Quotes)
She was feeling her bohemian oats (Steve Martin Quotes)
It’s pain that changes our lives (Steve Martin Quotes)
I’m a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers (Steve Martin Quotes)
It’s a mystery to me the way that contemporary art galleries function (Steve Martin Quotes)
... you’re nuts but you’re welcome here (Steve Martin Quotes)
Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties (Steve Martin Quotes)
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! (Steve Martin Quotes)
I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin (Steve Martin Quotes)
She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me (Steve Martin Quotes)
The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer (Steve Martin Quotes)
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither (Steve Martin Quotes)
I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone (Steve Martin Quotes)
Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way (Steve Martin Quotes)
No art comes from the conscious mind (Steve Martin Quotes)
My fear represented the failure of the human system. It is a sad truth of our creation: Something is amiss in our design, there are loose ends of our psychology that are simply not wrapped up. My fears were the dirty secrets of evolution. They were not provided for, and I was forced to construct elaborate temples to house them (Steve Martin Quotes)
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? (Steve Martin Quotes)
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them (Steve Martin Quotes)
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is (Steve Martin Quotes)
When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane (Steve Martin Quotes)
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too (Steve Martin Quotes)
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do (Steve Martin Quotes)
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies (Steve Martin Quotes)