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Steve Martin Quotes

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Picture Quote #1

No art comes from the conscious mind Picture Quote #1

Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out Picture Quote #1

Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled Picture Quote #1

Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way Picture Quote #1

I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone Picture Quote #1

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With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious Picture Quote #1

She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me Picture Quote #1

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither Picture Quote #1

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening Picture Quote #1

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin Picture Quote #1

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When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was Picture Quote #1

There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world Picture Quote #1

Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been Picture Quote #1

I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it Picture Quote #1

I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there Picture Quote #1

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy Picture Quote #1

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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot Picture Quote #1

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers Picture Quote #1

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies Picture Quote #1

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do Picture Quote #1

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is Picture Quote #1

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper Picture Quote #1

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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them Picture Quote #1

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be Picture Quote #1

Kids like my act because I’m wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there’s a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny Picture Quote #1

There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you Picture Quote #1

Performing music is a way to do comedy, but without the obligation to do a solid hour, hour and half of a standup. I could intersperse it with music, so it became a really good format for me Picture Quote #1

I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price Picture Quote #1

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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! (Steve Martin Quotes) No art comes from the conscious mind (Steve Martin Quotes) Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out (Steve Martin Quotes) Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled (Steve Martin Quotes) Some people have a way with words, and other people... oh, uh, not have way (Steve Martin Quotes) I’ve heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone (Steve Martin Quotes) With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious (Steve Martin Quotes) She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me (Steve Martin Quotes) You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither (Steve Martin Quotes) The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer (Steve Martin Quotes) Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening (Steve Martin Quotes) I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin (Steve Martin Quotes) When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was (Steve Martin Quotes) There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world (Steve Martin Quotes) Everything is fraught with danger. I love technology and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you can't really blame anything on the technology. It's just the way people use it, and it always has been (Steve Martin Quotes) I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it (Steve Martin Quotes) I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a lot to Sirius Radio, there's a lot of bluegrass there (Steve Martin Quotes) I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy (Steve Martin Quotes) I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot (Steve Martin Quotes) I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers (Steve Martin Quotes) You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies (Steve Martin Quotes) You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do (Steve Martin Quotes) Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is (Steve Martin Quotes) I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper (Steve Martin Quotes) Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them (Steve Martin Quotes) An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be (Steve Martin Quotes) Kids like my act because I’m wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there’s a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny (Steve Martin Quotes) There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you (Steve Martin Quotes) Performing music is a way to do comedy, but without the obligation to do a solid hour, hour and half of a standup. I could intersperse it with music, so it became a really good format for me (Steve Martin Quotes) I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price (Steve Martin Quotes)

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