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Steve Martin Quotes

She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn’t be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart Picture Quote #1

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian Picture Quote #1

... the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums Picture Quote #1

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn’t, because he didn’t care Picture Quote #1

If you’ve got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you’ve got 71 cents left; But if you’ve got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you’ve still got seventeen grand. There’s a math lesson for you Picture Quote #1

How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her? Picture Quote #1

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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me Picture Quote #1

... it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart Picture Quote #1

Yeah, well, we’re all writers, aren’t we? He’s a writer that hasn’t been published, and I’m a writer who hasn’t written anything Picture Quote #1

Somewhere in the world is... The world’s worst doctor and he could be yours Picture Quote #1

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do Picture Quote #1

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too Picture Quote #1

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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them Picture Quote #1

Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized Picture Quote #1

The emotions of men, however, were of a different order. They were pesky annoyances, small dust devils at her feet. Her knack for causing heartbreak was innate, but her vitality often made people forgive her romantic misdeeds Picture Quote #1

When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane Picture Quote #1

She is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses Picture Quote #1

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? Picture Quote #1

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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch Picture Quote #1

So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background Picture Quote #1

She didn’t even finish her last sentence; it just trailed off. I think the subject had changed in her head while her mouth had continued on the old topic, not realizing it was out of supplies Picture Quote #1

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is Picture Quote #1

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy Picture Quote #1

You know, there’s a moment when you’re famous when it’s unbearable to go out because you’re too famous. And then there’s a moment when you’re famous just right Picture Quote #1

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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work Picture Quote #1

Relationships end, but they don’t end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones Picture Quote #1

I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That’s getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition Picture Quote #1

I just wanted to be in show business. I didn’t care if I was going to be an actor or a magician or what. Comedy was a point of the least resistance, really. And on the simplest level, I loved comedy Picture Quote #1

I cannot smell mothballs because it’s so difficult to get their little legs apart Picture Quote #1

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress Picture Quote #1

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She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn’t be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart (Steve Martin Quotes) I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian (Steve Martin Quotes) ... the divided world of Aspen, where locals with a sense of entitlement were pitted against developers with a sense of condominiums (Steve Martin Quotes) She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn’t, because he didn’t care (Steve Martin Quotes) If you’ve got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you’ve got 71 cents left; But if you’ve got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you’ve still got seventeen grand. There’s a math lesson for you (Steve Martin Quotes) How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her? (Steve Martin Quotes) First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me (Steve Martin Quotes) ... it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart (Steve Martin Quotes) Yeah, well, we’re all writers, aren’t we? He’s a writer that hasn’t been published, and I’m a writer who hasn’t written anything (Steve Martin Quotes) Somewhere in the world is... The world’s worst doctor and he could be yours (Steve Martin Quotes) Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do (Steve Martin Quotes) I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too (Steve Martin Quotes) I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them (Steve Martin Quotes) Lacy was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized (Steve Martin Quotes) The emotions of men, however, were of a different order. They were pesky annoyances, small dust devils at her feet. Her knack for causing heartbreak was innate, but her vitality often made people forgive her romantic misdeeds (Steve Martin Quotes) When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane (Steve Martin Quotes) She is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses (Steve Martin Quotes) I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? (Steve Martin Quotes) I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything anymore if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch (Steve Martin Quotes) So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background (Steve Martin Quotes) She didn’t even finish her last sentence; it just trailed off. I think the subject had changed in her head while her mouth had continued on the old topic, not realizing it was out of supplies (Steve Martin Quotes) I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is (Steve Martin Quotes) College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy (Steve Martin Quotes) You know, there’s a moment when you’re famous when it’s unbearable to go out because you’re too famous. And then there’s a moment when you’re famous just right (Steve Martin Quotes) All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work (Steve Martin Quotes) Relationships end, but they don’t end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones (Steve Martin Quotes) I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That’s getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition (Steve Martin Quotes) I just wanted to be in show business. I didn’t care if I was going to be an actor or a magician or what. Comedy was a point of the least resistance, really. And on the simplest level, I loved comedy (Steve Martin Quotes) I cannot smell mothballs because it’s so difficult to get their little legs apart (Steve Martin Quotes) I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress (Steve Martin Quotes)

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