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Surprise Party Quotes

I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my whole life Picture Quote #1

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had a surprise birthday party. I’ve had every other type of surprise. I’ve had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think Picture Quote #1

In a normal family, surprise means presents, cake and a party. My family, surprise means homelessness, abandonment and destruction of private property. Sometimes we have cake. We’re not losers Picture Quote #1

I swear if my memory was any worse I could plan my own surprise party Picture Quote #1

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear Picture Quote #1

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party Picture Quote #1

Prayer adds an element of surprise to your life that is more fun than a surprise party or surprise gift or surprise romance. In fact, prayer turns life into a party, into a gift, into a romance Picture Quote #1

I don’t get surprised very often to be honest. I’m the kind of person who you couldn’t throw a surprise party for because I’d figure it out Picture Quote #1

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I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and then Wil Wheaton and I made a bunch of monkey-ponies. It was the most successful surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my life. It was also the only surprise party I’ve ever thrown in my whole life (Surprise Party Quotes) Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party (Surprise Party Quotes) I’ve never had a surprise birthday party. I’ve had every other type of surprise. I’ve had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think. (Surprise Party Quotes) In a normal family, surprise means presents, cake and a party. My family, surprise means homelessness, abandonment and destruction of private property. Sometimes we have cake. We’re not losers. (Surprise Party Quotes) I swear if my memory was any worse I could plan my own surprise party (Surprise Party Quotes) You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear (Surprise Party Quotes) Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party (Surprise Party Quotes) Prayer adds an element of surprise to your life that is more fun than a surprise party or surprise gift or surprise romance. In fact, prayer turns life into a party, into a gift, into a romance (Surprise Party Quotes) I don’t get surprised very often to be honest. I’m the kind of person who you couldn’t throw a surprise party for because I’d figure it out (Surprise Party Quotes)