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Swear Quotes

I swear that I will never cause trouble for anybody, as long as I live!! So please! Nobody cause any trouble for me, either!! Picture Quote #1

I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don’t swear, they tell their mothers everything Picture Quote #1

I swear I’ve never met a man who has your knack for lack of social grace. If you weren’t naturally charming, someone would have stabbed you by now Picture Quote #1

I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears Picture Quote #1

I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas ‘Mike and Molly’ deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I pretty much talk the same. It’s not like when you see someone like Tim Allen and he’s a lot bluer onstage Picture Quote #1

Is there nothing the prodigiously talented Ann Patchett can’t do? She’s channeled the world of opera, Boston politics, magic, unwed motherhood, and race relations, creating scenarios so indelible, you swear they are right outside your door Picture Quote #1

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I have come to terms with my life, and that is my affair - I am not cold, I swear, but I have decided certain things, it is best for me to ignore emotion; I have not been happy dealing with it Picture Quote #1

Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn’t have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn’t swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet Picture Quote #1

I do swear a lot, but the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language from the referee’s Picture Quote #1

In health we’re doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to God I hate my life Picture Quote #1

Rose: If you’d teach me to swear in Russian, I might have a new appreciation for it.Dimitri: You swear too much already.Rose: I just want to express myself.Dimitri: Oh, RozaÂ¦ You express yourself more than anyone else I know.- Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov (Frostbite) Picture Quote #1

Do not tell me what I think you’re going to or I swear to God, I’m going to fly to Brazil and go all black ops on this guy for cheating on you Picture Quote #1

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That’s the way girls are isn’t it? They swear eternal friendship, and then as soon as a man’s in the case it’s all forgotten Picture Quote #1

And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn’t snap out of it, I’m going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell. - Eve Rosser Picture Quote #1

Cause you mean the world to me, you are my everything; I swear the only thing that matters, matters to me Picture Quote #1

Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame Picture Quote #1

People fall in love and swear they are so sure, then they turn around and say it’s over. I never trusted love to come any closer till the moment you were mine Picture Quote #1

Unlike the fast-paced world of racing, there is nothing rushed about growing grapes. They take their time lazily basking in the summer sun, and come fall, as I watch them impatiently, waiting for that perfect balance needed to harvest, I swear they call out to me, ‘What’s the hurry?’ Picture Quote #1

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Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than my brain... If you could bottle up and distribute this feeling, I swear there’d be no more war Picture Quote #1

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son’s childhood Picture Quote #1

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn’t resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here’s your sign Picture Quote #1

I swear these niggas gassed up, even though the price is high. I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly Picture Quote #1

I swear it’s so easy. You don’t have to have a diet mentality at all if you eat healthily, plant-based food Picture Quote #1

What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear Picture Quote #1

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I swear I will do everything in my power to change the situation in Tibet where human rights are being suppressed. Tibet seeks freedom and democracy and we agree on those values Picture Quote #1

When you’re writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can’t swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you’re writing for the next day Picture Quote #1

I wash my hair once a week. You can do that. I swear. My sister-in-law and all of my friends were like, ‘I can’t do that. It sounds gross.’ Once you train your hair, it will do whatever you want it to do. And on day seven when it’s too oily, you just put it in a ponytail Picture Quote #1

I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started Picture Quote #1

I had one really memorable line. It was all the words you’re not allowed to say on the airwaves, so it’s one long list of swear words. I knew it anyway, because I was a huge George Carlin fan Picture Quote #1

Bradley Cooper was an asshole, but he was - like Sidney Lumet, like George Clooney - the nicest guy in the world. I sound like the biggest ass-kisser ever. But I’m telling the truth, I swear to God! Picture Quote #1

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I swear that I will never cause trouble for anybody, as long as I live!! So please! Nobody cause any trouble for me, either!! (Swear Quotes) I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don’t swear, they tell their mothers everything. (Swear Quotes) I swear I’ve never met a man who has your knack for lack of social grace. If you weren’t naturally charming, someone would have stabbed you by now. (Swear Quotes) I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears. (Swear Quotes) I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas ‘Mike and Molly’ deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I pretty much talk the same. It’s not like when you see someone like Tim Allen and he’s a lot bluer onstage. (Swear Quotes) Is there nothing the prodigiously talented Ann Patchett can’t do? She’s channeled the world of opera, Boston politics, magic, unwed motherhood, and race relations, creating scenarios so indelible, you swear they are right outside your door. (Swear Quotes) I have come to terms with my life, and that is my affair - I am not cold, I swear, but I have decided certain things, it is best for me to ignore emotion; I have not been happy dealing with it. (Swear Quotes) Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn’t have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists wouldn’t swear an oath to God. That was Jefferson and we have never had any Muslims in the cabinet. (Swear Quotes) I do swear a lot, but the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language from the referee’s. (Swear Quotes) In health we’re doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to God I hate my life. (Swear Quotes) Rose: If you’d teach me to swear in Russian, I might have a new appreciation for it.Dimitri: You swear too much already.Rose: I just want to express myself.Dimitri: Oh, RozaÂ¦ You express yourself more than anyone else I know.- Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov (Frostbite) (Swear Quotes) Do not tell me what I think you’re going to or I swear to God, I’m going to fly to Brazil and go all black ops on this guy for cheating on you. (Swear Quotes) That’s the way girls are isn’t it? They swear eternal friendship, and then as soon as a man’s in the case it’s all forgotten. (Swear Quotes) And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn’t snap out of it, I’m going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell. - Eve Rosser (Swear Quotes) Cause you mean the world to me, you are my everything; I swear the only thing that matters, matters to me... (Swear Quotes) Down in Louisiana where the alligators grow so mean, there lived a girl that I swear to the world made the alligators look tame. (Swear Quotes) People fall in love and swear they are so sure, then they turn around and say it’s over. I never trusted love to come any closer till the moment you were mine. (Swear Quotes) Unlike the fast-paced world of racing, there is nothing rushed about growing grapes. They take their time lazily basking in the summer sun, and come fall, as I watch them impatiently, waiting for that perfect balance needed to harvest, I swear they call out to me, ‘What’s the hurry?’ (Swear Quotes) Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than my brain... If you could bottle up and distribute this feeling, I swear there’d be no more war. (Swear Quotes) In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son’s childhood. (Swear Quotes) Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn’t resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here’s your sign. (Swear Quotes) I swear these niggas gassed up, even though the price is high. I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly. (Swear Quotes) I swear it’s so easy. You don’t have to have a diet mentality at all if you eat healthily, plant-based food. (Swear Quotes) What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear. (Swear Quotes) I swear I will do everything in my power to change the situation in Tibet where human rights are being suppressed. Tibet seeks freedom and democracy and we agree on those values. (Swear Quotes) When you’re writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can’t swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you’re writing for the next day. (Swear Quotes) I wash my hair once a week. You can do that. I swear. My sister-in-law and all of my friends were like, ‘I can’t do that. It sounds gross.’ Once you train your hair, it will do whatever you want it to do. And on day seven when it’s too oily, you just put it in a ponytail. (Swear Quotes) I’ve risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I’ve died. I swear I’m aging in dog years. But no, I’m not dead. It’s funny how stuff like that gets started. (Swear Quotes) I had one really memorable line. It was all the words you’re not allowed to say on the airwaves, so it’s one long list of swear words. I knew it anyway, because I was a huge George Carlin fan. (Swear Quotes) Bradley Cooper was an asshole, but he was - like Sidney Lumet, like George Clooney - the nicest guy in the world. I sound like the biggest ass-kisser ever. But I’m telling the truth, I swear to God! (Swear Quotes)

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