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Tan Quotes

Good times and tan lines Picture Quote #1

Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return Picture Quote #2

Blessings on thee, little man, barefoot boy, with cheek of tan! Picture Quote #1

A tan is the best accessory for any outfit! Picture Quote #1

There is a small window of opportunity for freckled girls to tan Picture Quote #1

I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect Picture Quote #1

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I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray Picture Quote #1

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish Picture Quote #1

I’m actually more confident when I’m tan Picture Quote #1

I’m not a tanning bed person at all, but I’ll get a spray tan Picture Quote #1

Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan Picture Quote #1

I can't decide if a decent tan is worth the possible melanoma Picture Quote #1

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When you’re tan, you feel better about yourself Picture Quote #1

I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good! Picture Quote #1

I can’t believe you got a fake tan instead of putting in the hard work of laying outside for several hours Picture Quote #1

The afternoon light brightening the green in her eyes, her tan skin the last memory of fall Picture Quote #1

When we do ‘Sports Illustrated,’ it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven’t really thought about it since then. I don’t go to a tanning bed, and I get bored when I lay out. I put sunscreen on when I’m in the sun, and sometimes I get tan, but I don’t really think about it very much Picture Quote #1

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Most modern Indians don’t stick to their caste jobs any more. There is more inter-caste marriage, more fluidity, more freedom than ever before. But the outcastes are usually still outcastes, because they are still the ones who tan India’s animals, burn its dead, and remove its excrement Picture Quote #1

I’ve been asking around to find out what girls are into, Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. So I’m gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes Picture Quote #1

For years I feared the opening of every elevator, half-convinced that from the opened doors would come a bullet, for me, shot by a man in a tan trenchcoat. I have no idea why I feared this, expected it to happen. I even knew how I would react to this bullet coming from the elevator door, what word I would say. That word was: Finally Picture Quote #1

I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren’t consistent with one another Picture Quote #1

I’ll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm Picture Quote #1

I’m planning on avoiding embarrassing tan lines by strictly sticking to indoor activities Picture Quote #1

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I’m glowing in the dark with my studio tan. I’ve been in a cave of music for months and months and months Picture Quote #1

A great way to show off your tan is to stand next to my stunningly white body Picture Quote #1

I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized Picture Quote #1

I don’t tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk Picture Quote #1

The way to make coaches think you’re in shape in the spring is to get a tan Picture Quote #1

Cary Grant was on the back lot one time doing a movie called North by Northwest. I would see Cary outside the stage, and he would sit on a set chair and had one of those reflectors. He wanted this tan so he didn’t have to use makeup Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

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Good times and tan lines (Tan Quotes) Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return (Tan Quotes) Blessings on thee, little man, barefoot boy, with cheek of tan! (Tan Quotes) A tan is the best accessory for any outfit! (Tan Quotes) There is a small window of opportunity for freckled girls to tan (Tan Quotes) I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect (Tan Quotes) I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray (Tan Quotes) Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish (Tan Quotes) I’m actually more confident when I’m tan (Tan Quotes) I’m not a tanning bed person at all, but I’ll get a spray tan (Tan Quotes) Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan (Tan Quotes) I can't decide if a decent tan is worth the possible melanoma (Tan Quotes) When you’re tan, you feel better about yourself (Tan Quotes) I learned how to dance. I got a free spray tan. My life is good! (Tan Quotes) I can’t believe you got a fake tan instead of putting in the hard work of laying outside for several hours (Tan Quotes) The afternoon light brightening the green in her eyes, her tan skin the last memory of fall (Tan Quotes) When we do ‘Sports Illustrated,’ it starts the night before. You do a St. Tropez tan that night, then baby oil gel, then body color (Tan Quotes) I don’t mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven’t really thought about it since then. I don’t go to a tanning bed, and I get bored when I lay out. I put sunscreen on when I’m in the sun, and sometimes I get tan, but I don’t really think about it very much. (Tan Quotes) Most modern Indians don’t stick to their caste jobs any more. There is more inter-caste marriage, more fluidity, more freedom than ever before. But the outcastes are usually still outcastes, because they are still the ones who tan India’s animals, burn its dead, and remove its excrement. (Tan Quotes) I’ve been asking around to find out what girls are into, Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. So I’m gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes. (Tan Quotes) For years I feared the opening of every elevator, half-convinced that from the opened doors would come a bullet, for me, shot by a man in a tan trenchcoat. I have no idea why I feared this, expected it to happen. I even knew how I would react to this bullet coming from the elevator door, what word I would say. That word was: Finally (Tan Quotes) I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren’t consistent with one another (Tan Quotes) I’ll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm (Tan Quotes) I’m planning on avoiding embarrassing tan lines by strictly sticking to indoor activities (Tan Quotes) I’m glowing in the dark with my studio tan. I’ve been in a cave of music for months and months and months (Tan Quotes) A great way to show off your tan is to stand next to my stunningly white body (Tan Quotes) I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized (Tan Quotes) I don’t tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk (Tan Quotes) The way to make coaches think you’re in shape in the spring is to get a tan (Tan Quotes) Cary Grant was on the back lot one time doing a movie called North by Northwest. I would see Cary outside the stage, and he would sit on a set chair and had one of those reflectors. He wanted this tan so he didn’t have to use makeup. (Tan Quotes)

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