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Tarantula Quotes

I’ve sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I’ve helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup Picture Quote #1

Your talent sets you apart: if you were a toad or a tarantula, even then, people would respect you, for to talent all things are forgiven Picture Quote #1

I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to a tarantula. It was all very E. J. Thribb of me Picture Quote #1

I have a lot of mice, I have a kitten named ‘Girr,’ I have an iguana named ‘Invader Zim,’ I have some fish, a whole buncha water snails, and a tarantula named ‘Sweet Pea.’ Picture Quote #1

This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be Picture Quote #1

I have tested my nerve by reaching a little too closely toward a lengthy alligator on the Gulf Coast and a saucer-sized tarantula in a Houston car park Picture Quote #1

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I’ve sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I’ve helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup (Tarantula Quotes) Your talent sets you apart: if you were a toad or a tarantula, even then, people would respect you, for to talent all things are forgiven (Tarantula Quotes) I wrote a staggeringly bad poem when I was 19 after a girlfriend dumped me. I seem to remember comparing her to a tarantula. It was all very E. J. Thribb of me (Tarantula Quotes) I have a lot of mice, I have a kitten named ‘Girr,’ I have an iguana named ‘Invader Zim,’ I have some fish, a whole buncha water snails, and a tarantula named ‘Sweet Pea.’ (Tarantula Quotes) This was how I would die. Strangled by an attractive, seminaked woman inside a fridge with a giant tarantula in the middle of a sea of carnivorous jam. As I blacked out, all I could think of was a fortune teller I’d spoken to a few years ago, and how full of shit she’d turned out to be. (Tarantula Quotes) I have tested my nerve by reaching a little too closely toward a lengthy alligator on the Gulf Coast and a saucer-sized tarantula in a Houston car park. (Tarantula Quotes)